Sarah Dreams

At the Pearly Gates

Wednesday, September 26, 2007 1:56:09 PM

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A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever
done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were
there attacking a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but
they wouldn't listen.

So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked
him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it
on the ground. Then I yelled, "Now back off or I'll kick the sh*t out of
all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed ..."When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago..."

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Comments

KarenNerak # Wednesday, September 26, 2007 2:28:50 PM

Rippripp2002 # Wednesday, September 26, 2007 3:06:52 PM

LOL, Now that is just wrong!!! Where is the happy ending?

LOL. Too funny.

Stardancer # Wednesday, September 26, 2007 6:41:21 PM

(I guess the happy ending would be that he's talking with St. Peter instead of Satan.

)

Rippripp2002 # Wednesday, September 26, 2007 6:45:52 PM

Damn good point on that one.

I know this will sound bad but I am looking forward to meeting satan. Ok well everyones tells me I am going to hell. Personally I think I am a good guy. Anyway, just think. All the fun people will be there. Should be like a giant party.

Uncle MickMickeyjoe-Irl # Wednesday, September 26, 2007 6:50:38 PM

He was doing a great job at the start there...

Then I imagine things went downhill rapidly

Stardancer # Wednesday, September 26, 2007 6:57:26 PM

Rippripp2002 # Wednesday, September 26, 2007 8:02:40 PM

LOL, I am sure it was not a pretty site either.

Bad WolfCois # Wednesday, September 26, 2007 11:38:35 PM

We have another version to that story.. comes out the same though..

Keith Batesnewlifenarrabri # Wednesday, September 26, 2007 11:42:43 PM

What a coincidence! I was just reading the online Sydney Morning Herald where in their "Column 8" page there is a version relating to the Rugby World Cup. (American readers may turn off now).

A bloke arrives at the gates of heaven, still in his rugby gear, battered and bruised. St Peter asks: 'What was your main claim to fame on Earth?' To which he replies: 'Well, in front of 86,000 people in Sydney, I crossed the try line for Australia against the All Blacks, only to drop the ball.' St Peter asks: 'When was that?' Bloke: 'About 10 seconds ago.'

blessings

Keith

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, September 27, 2007 12:12:50 PM

Amazing!

Deke # Thursday, September 27, 2007 4:40:41 PM

A bloke arrives at the gates of Heaven. St. Peter asks him why he's there. He says he's a suicide bomber and he's just blown up a bus in God's name.

"OK, then you should be over there" says St. Peter, pointing at another gate. The guy goes through it and WHAMMO, a big fist hits him right in the face knocking him off his feet. He stands up to see a guy dressed as a cowboy walking to the back of a queue of cowboys.

Before he can say anything WHAMMO! The 2nd cowboy breaks his nose with a single blow and saunters to the back of the queue.

He's halfway back onto his feet when WHAMMO!...

Now he's starting to see a pattern in all this, so instead of getting up he crawls back out to St. Peter and gasps out "What's going on?"

"Well you were warned" says St. Peter.

"Warned of what?"

"That there'd be 21 Virginians waiting for you when you got here."

scott cummingIArtMan # Thursday, September 27, 2007 4:51:58 PM

that was a good one sarah.

i saw that same scene in 'gauntlet' when clint eastwood did the same thing, it worked. it only life were like the movies lol

@deke lmao... i think it was more than twenty-one they were promised.

Deke # Thursday, September 27, 2007 7:20:53 PM

You're probably right, I couldn't remember so I made a wild stab.

Mind you, they must be stretching themselves a little thin by now, there's only so many Virginians to go 'round...

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Deke # Thursday, December 20, 2007 2:18:55 AM

Don't mess around, did you like it or not?

I think we should be told...

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, December 20, 2007 11:12:08 AM

Thanks Deke, and thanks for your joke as well.

Deke # Sunday, December 23, 2007 1:00:58 AM

(...and thanks for the Santa costume...)

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Sunday, December 23, 2007 12:33:08 PM