Sarah Dreams

lol!!!

Monday, March 31, 2008 2:02:51 PM

I was watching Comedy Central on 'video on demand' while here online and this married guy said that his wife was complaining of not having a new ring as of lately.

She said, "You should see Melissa's ring, it is a 2.5 caret diamond! I HAVE to have one. It's amazing...blah blah blah."

The wife went on and on about how big the diamonds where without the husband complaining until he couldn't take it anymore.

He said, "Well, you should see Jim's new wife! She is a 22.5 year old female. She's gorgeous! But you don't hear me asking for one of those, now do you?"

-Sarah

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Comments

KarenNerak # Monday, March 31, 2008 2:05:34 PM

A valid point he's got there!

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Monday, March 31, 2008 2:11:27 PM

It's funny. What a whiny lady. I am just not into stuff like that.

KarenNerak # Monday, March 31, 2008 2:27:33 PM

Ooooh, yeah. Whining gravels my ass!

Rippripp2002 # Monday, March 31, 2008 5:09:58 PM

very valid point, I will have to remember that for when I do meet a woman that is dumb enough to marry me

KarenNerak # Monday, March 31, 2008 5:12:30 PM

Rippripp2002 # Monday, March 31, 2008 5:25:17 PM

she isnt for me

her ears are way too floppy

Bad WolfCois # Monday, March 31, 2008 5:33:15 PM

a valid point indeed..

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Monday, March 31, 2008 5:47:31 PM

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Monday, March 31, 2008 5:47:52 PM

But LC...she's all 'pretty in pink' for you!

KarenNerak # Monday, March 31, 2008 5:50:31 PM

And she has a ton of pink bewbs!

Rippripp2002 # Monday, March 31, 2008 5:56:17 PM

"all pretty in pink"

Only one thing needs to be pink and it shouldnt be her dress

KarenNerak # Monday, March 31, 2008 5:57:52 PM

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Monday, March 31, 2008 6:14:55 PM

I think you would look pretty in pink.

KarenNerak # Monday, March 31, 2008 6:27:23 PM

I think LC would look pretty in pink, too!

Rippripp2002 # Monday, March 31, 2008 6:31:27 PM

I have worn a pink button up shirt with a suit before, a pink tie, pink surf shorts while at the beach, a pink wife beater while at the beach and working out etc... Never have I dressed in "all" pink nor will I ever. Just for a reference point, the following will happen before I wear "all" pink; Jesus will walk on water 10 times, the devil will peacefully submit to god and man kind will ascend to an equal position along side them both and of course Karen will not like freaky sex any longer

So, in short; that shit aint gonna happen

Nor would I date a woman that dressed in "all" pink, allow my daughter (or son for that matter) to dress in all pink

the damn sheep wasnt even in "all" pink

KarenNerak # Monday, March 31, 2008 6:32:33 PM

As if!

Rippripp2002 # Monday, March 31, 2008 6:35:48 PM

I edited that last one, it was not stated as strong as it needed to be

Rippripp2002 # Monday, March 31, 2008 6:36:43 PM

see, Karen just reinforced my point

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Monday, March 31, 2008 6:57:47 PM

you are very adamant about that

KarenNerak # Monday, March 31, 2008 7:07:19 PM

Rippripp2002 # Monday, March 31, 2008 9:25:23 PM

All any color is a little extreme but all pink and all purple are as ugly as a three eyed midget with an asshole on his left cheek and the clap running out of his nose

essentially a self portrait of myself