My OperaPolite ways to tell someone to 'Go To Hell'
Sunday, June 18, 2006 4:13:20 AM
*NOTE TO ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS, THIS IS FOR A REALLY RUDE GUY I KNOW, and we all know what they need now don't we??? They need a good lashing........Sarah style.
This is for you, special guy... and you KNOW who you are. ~think~ you thinking?
still thinking?
Ohh there you go! You do know who you are,
With all the love I have left (after husband, kids, friends, family, my sister's dog and that ant that I stepped on today) I give you this.
1. "I'm sorry that you feel that way" (sarcastically)
2. "I'd like you to go to Hell, do you need directions or can you find your way on your own?" :doh:This being said in a pleasant and polite tone.
3. Stare at the person's shoes until they look at their own shoes. When they do that, stare at the top of their head until they get self-conscious and start screaming.
4.Ummmm, was I talking to YOU? And why did you think that?
5.(done in your best Hugh Grant voice):"Excuse me, would it poor form of you to stop talking to me now and leave the room immediately? Thanks ever so much "
6.'I haven't got time to have this very important conversation with you now as I have my toenails to cut, and unforunately my schedule is full until you die. However, I'm sure the psychologist has time free if you want to offload your bullshit on her. Have a nice day!'
7.In the future I believe it would make you happier if you refrained from attempting to have contact with myself since I see no benefit in such contact for either of us. BYYYYEE:D
8. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
9.Okay, go sit in the corner, and don't come out until you are ready to behave!
10.Aren't you a little old to be so naive?
This is for you, special guy... and you KNOW who you are. ~think~ you thinking?
still thinking?
Ohh there you go! You do know who you are,
With all the love I have left (after husband, kids, friends, family, my sister's dog and that ant that I stepped on today) I give you this.
1. "I'm sorry that you feel that way" (sarcastically)
2. "I'd like you to go to Hell, do you need directions or can you find your way on your own?" :doh:This being said in a pleasant and polite tone.
3. Stare at the person's shoes until they look at their own shoes. When they do that, stare at the top of their head until they get self-conscious and start screaming.
4.Ummmm, was I talking to YOU? And why did you think that?
5.(done in your best Hugh Grant voice):"Excuse me, would it poor form of you to stop talking to me now and leave the room immediately? Thanks ever so much
"6.'I haven't got time to have this very important conversation with you now as I have my toenails to cut, and unforunately my schedule is full until you die. However, I'm sure the psychologist has time free if you want to offload your bullshit on her. Have a nice day!'
7.In the future I believe it would make you happier if you refrained from attempting to have contact with myself since I see no benefit in such contact for either of us. BYYYYEE:D
8. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
9.Okay, go sit in the corner, and don't come out until you are ready to behave!
10.Aren't you a little old to be so naive?
