Sarah Dreams

HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK

* When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing "good morning" to
everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of
her"...You need to pray at work.

* When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5 minutes,"
and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to pray
at work.

* When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,
"which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need
to pray at work.

* When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third person
comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to throw a
stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.

* When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing that
crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and you try to
hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.

* When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and
the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my
a@@!!".... You need to pray at work.

* When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of
paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you
think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"........ You need to pray at work.

* If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping
or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need to pray
at work.

* If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to someone
because you know it's going to lead to their life story .......You need
to pray at work.

* If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to
pray at work!

LET US ALL BOW OUR HEADS