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Wednesday, July 26, 2006 12:33:10 PM
Si, si more about me. 
I am able to stay on line for a short while,
still in 'safe mode'. Today I am going to pick up the start up disk
for my computer to reinstall Windows XP. I didn't know that when
I purchased the computer they were supposed to give me all the CD's and
recovery disk that go with it. But this is the first computer
that I bought so forgive me for seeming so naive.
This computer has been with me since early 2005 so it is my baby.
Upon a whim, I called the store that I purchased it from and they
informed me to 'swing by' and pick up the disk that belong with the
computer. OK?? Is it really THAT easy?? OK, thanks.
Always remember when you adopt your baby to get all the papers that
go with her or else you may have problems in the future. (of coarse
I am talking about your computer)
Just wanted to share. Thanks for reading if you made it completely through.
Love,
Sarah
PS- Wanted to share this joke/jokes.
Why are Computers Better Than Sick Folks?
By Myoroft Holmes, RN
1.When a computer doesn't bathe, who can tell?
2.Computers do not get "toxic sock syndrome."
3.Computers are often "user friendly."
4.Computers don't puke on your new shoes.
5.A computer doesn't get suicidal when his disc stays floppy.
6.Computers do not threaten you with their attorneys.
7."Debugging" a computer carries an altogether different connotation from "debugging" a sick person.
8.Computers do not get grabby.
9.Computers do not wait for you outside the hospital1 with malevolent intent.
10.Computers do not turn out to be violently allergic to medications that they assured you they took regularly.
11.Computers do not make rude comments about your mother.
12.Computers do not roll over the siderail, going to the ground with a sickening dull thud.
13.You cannot contract a computer virus.
14.Computers: Garbage In, Garbage Out. Sick Folks: Alcohol In. Coffee Grounds Out.
15.Computers don't demand to talk to your supervisor about "your attitude,"
particularly in the absence of "an attitude."
16.You do not ever have to cut off a computer's socks.
17.Computers do not require stat CT scans to evaluate their floppy discs.
18.Computers don't walk out of your ER Against Medical Advice.
19.Computers don't demand pain medications 20 minutes after your colleague
medicated them... for pain.
20.Computers don't give you blank looks. Well, usually.
And While I am on the subject I might as well go for it............
The Top 54 Computer T-Shirt Slogans =
1 Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. =
2 As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. =
3 COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key. =
4 Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) =
5 Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. =
6 Backups! We don' NEED no steenking backups. =
7 4 + 2 =3D 5 for extremely large values of 2. =
8 E Pluribus Modem =
9 Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes =
10 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) =
11 Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the Etherbunny =
12 Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are =
13 A main-frame: The biggest PC peripheral available. =
14 My software never has bugs. It just develops undocumented features. =
15 An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting =
16 C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL =
17 CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)? =
18 C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN =
19 <-------- The information went data way =
20 Does fuzzy logic tickle? =
21 Best file compression around- "DEL *.*" =3D 100% compression =
22 A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord. =
23 The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. =
24 11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium =
25 BREAKFAST.COM Halted .. Cereal Port Not Responding =
26 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case...Coincidence??? =
27 The name is Baud, James Baud. =
28 Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. =
29 BUFFERS FILES 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go =
30 Windows: Just another pane in the glass. =
31 SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory... =
32 Access denied! Nah nah na na nah nah! =
33 Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?? =
34 C:\Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner! =
35 Ultimate office automation: Net-worked coffee. =
36 Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! =
37 RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure. =
38 Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT' =
39 Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY? =
40 All computers wait at the same speed. =
41 Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors. =
42 Go ahead, make my data! =
43 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... =
44 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... =
45 ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! =
46 E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage. =
47 Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! =
48 All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? =
49 Error! Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. =
50 DOS Tip #1701: Add DEVICE=3DFNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS =
51 Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=3DOFF to your CONFIG.SYS =
52 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... =
53 Press any key... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one! =
54 Press <CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue ... =
Hope you enjoyed.
I am able to stay on line for a short while,still in 'safe mode'. Today I am going to pick up the start up disk
for my computer to reinstall Windows XP.
I didn't know that whenI purchased the computer they were supposed to give me all the CD's and
recovery disk that go with it.
But this is the first computer that I bought so forgive me for seeming so naive.
This computer has been with me since early 2005 so it is my baby.
Upon a whim, I called the store that I purchased it from and they
informed me to 'swing by' and pick up the disk that belong with the
computer. OK?? Is it really THAT easy?? OK, thanks.
Always remember when you adopt your baby to get all the papers that
go with her or else you may have problems in the future. (of coarse
I am talking about your computer)
Just wanted to share. Thanks for reading if you made it completely through.
Love,
Sarah
PS- Wanted to share this joke/jokes.
Why are Computers Better Than Sick Folks?
By Myoroft Holmes, RN
1.When a computer doesn't bathe, who can tell?
2.Computers do not get "toxic sock syndrome."
3.Computers are often "user friendly."
4.Computers don't puke on your new shoes.
5.A computer doesn't get suicidal when his disc stays floppy.
6.Computers do not threaten you with their attorneys.
7."Debugging" a computer carries an altogether different connotation from "debugging" a sick person.
8.Computers do not get grabby.
9.Computers do not wait for you outside the hospital1 with malevolent intent.
10.Computers do not turn out to be violently allergic to medications that they assured you they took regularly.
11.Computers do not make rude comments about your mother.
12.Computers do not roll over the siderail, going to the ground with a sickening dull thud.
13.You cannot contract a computer virus.
14.Computers: Garbage In, Garbage Out. Sick Folks: Alcohol In. Coffee Grounds Out.
15.Computers don't demand to talk to your supervisor about "your attitude,"
particularly in the absence of "an attitude."
16.You do not ever have to cut off a computer's socks.
17.Computers do not require stat CT scans to evaluate their floppy discs.
18.Computers don't walk out of your ER Against Medical Advice.
19.Computers don't demand pain medications 20 minutes after your colleague
medicated them... for pain.
20.Computers don't give you blank looks. Well, usually.
And While I am on the subject I might as well go for it............
The Top 54 Computer T-Shirt Slogans =
1 Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. =
2 As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. =
3 COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key. =
4 Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope) =
5 Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. =
6 Backups! We don' NEED no steenking backups. =
7 4 + 2 =3D 5 for extremely large values of 2. =
8 E Pluribus Modem =
9 Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes =
10 File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) =
11 Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the Etherbunny =
12 Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are =
13 A main-frame: The biggest PC peripheral available. =
14 My software never has bugs. It just develops undocumented features. =
15 An error? Impossible! My modem is error-correcting =
16 C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL =
17 CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)? =
18 C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN =
19 <-------- The information went data way =
20 Does fuzzy logic tickle? =
21 Best file compression around- "DEL *.*" =3D 100% compression =
22 A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord. =
23 The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in. =
24 11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium =
25 BREAKFAST.COM Halted .. Cereal Port Not Responding =
26 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case...Coincidence??? =
27 The name is Baud, James Baud. =
28 Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. =
29 BUFFERS FILES 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go =
30 Windows: Just another pane in the glass. =
31 SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory... =
32 Access denied! Nah nah na na nah nah! =
33 Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk?? =
34 C:\Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner! =
35 Ultimate office automation: Net-worked coffee. =
36 Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! =
37 RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure. =
38 Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT' =
39 Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY? =
40 All computers wait at the same speed. =
41 Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors. =
42 Go ahead, make my data! =
43 Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... =
44 Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue... =
45 ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! =
46 E-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage. =
47 Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! =
48 All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? =
49 Error! Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. =
50 DOS Tip #1701: Add DEVICE=3DFNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS =
51 Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=3DOFF to your CONFIG.SYS =
52 Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... =
53 Press any key... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one! =
54 Press <CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue ... =
Hope you enjoyed.
