Sarah Dreams

He is so cheap:

-After shaking your hand he counts his fingers.
-Before counting his money he gets drunk so he'll see double.
-To save money on his laundry bill, he puts soap flakes in all
his pockets and walks through a car wash once a week.
-He married a girl born February 29th, so he only had to buy her
a birthday present every four years.
-He married a skinny girl so he could buy a small wedding ring.
-Even if he were in a canoe he wouldn't tip.
-He always counts his money in front of a mirror so he won't
cheat himself.
-He always swallows his food without chewing so he won't wear
out his teeth.