Sarah Dreams

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after bagging items the

woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her

wallet I noticed a TV remote in her

purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I

asked. "No," she replied, "but my

husband refused to come shopping with me, so

I figured this was the most legal evil

thing I could do to him."

revenge can be sweet

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand

how you can take boiling

hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the

roots, and still be afraid of a spider.