My OperaGeography of Women (and men)
Wednesday, September 6, 2006 4:23:06 PM
THE GEOGRAPHY OF WOMEN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash...*(I don't get that one)
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
with borders now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous
spirit
and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 100, a man is like Iran . Ruled by a prick.
I am not waiting, personally, but I thought this was funny. I have the perfect man..................................... perfectly a MAN!
Sarah
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash...*(I don't get that one)
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost
the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
with borders now unpatrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious
past and the wisdom of the ages...only those with an adventurous
spirit
and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
GEOGRAPHY OF MEN
Between 1 and 100, a man is like Iran . Ruled by a prick.
I am not waiting, personally, but I thought this was funny. I have the perfect man..................................... perfectly a MAN!
Sarah
