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Jokes

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What was Camelot?
A place where people parked their camels!

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia?
Must have been a duck family.
A duck family?
Didn't you say there was a quack in it!

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

A math joke
Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
Pupil: That's not fair!
You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

Beauty of Maths

1*1=1
1*11=11
11*11=121
11*111=1221
111*111=12321
111*1111=123321
1111*1111=1234321
1111*11111=12344321
11111*11111=123454321
and so on............

.............till
111111111*111111111=12345678987654321

also 11*1111111=12222221
111*1111111=123333321
1111*1111111=1234444321 etc...........