sarah's Arty Dreams

Oh! I these things! I'll show you my answers when I get back from freezin' my brain!

*scurries to 7-Eleven*....

it'll take time to write answers

but sure i'll write all the answers and send it to you

I'm back to spam your blog! Here are my answers...

1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find? Well, I have an SUV, so I don't really have a trunk...but the stuff in the back consists mainly of outdoorsy stuff like a hatchet, blanket, waterproof matches, Fix-A-Flat...etc. [We're practical to a fault.]
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? If I'm using the master bathroom, I leave the door open since the only person who can see me would be my man. Otherwise, I close the door...unless of course it's #2 - then the door is closed and locked like Fort Fucking Knox!
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in? My undies are pretty much thrown in since it's nearly impossible to fold anal floss, and my socks are folded neatly.
4. Sleep on your back or stomach? I generally start out on my stomach, but end up on my side.
5. Are you a cuddler? Not usually. I prefer my personal space.
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed? Air, carpet, & perhaps a cat.
7. Something that happened today that has made you mad? Yes, but I won't go into details.
8. What were you doing before this survey? DRINKING A CHERRY SLURPEE!!!
9. What will you do after this survey? Post it in the comment section of Sarah's blog.
10. Marriage or living together? This question insinuates that if you're married you're as good as dead. I think it's on to something!
11. What are you wearing right now? Pink ankle socks, blue Levis, pink undies, black t-shirt, black bra, a necklace, & earrings...oh - and a Slurpee Mustache!
12. How many times have you been in love? Twice
13. Does delabeling a beer bottle make you sexually frustrated? No
14. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? I tend to hide them until I just can't take it anymore and erupt in anger...or whatever emotion it is I'm holding back.
15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back? I have zero regrets. Everything happens for a reason.
16. First thing you do when you wake up? Open my eyes.
17. Last person you told you love them? I posted, "Love ya'" in Sarah's shoutbox.
18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed? Closed & occasionally peek to see if his are closed as well. [If they're open, I get pissy. ]
19. Bite or Lick? Yes, please!
20. Last argument you got into? My Mom - long story.
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles? Nope
22. Why do you like the person you like? I like a lot of people...because they're badasses who treat me with respect.
23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? Not normally.
24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you? As if I want to have fecal matter thrown at me? Fuck that!
25. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen? There isn't one...so there!
26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months? My Dad visiting.
27. When will you turn 50? 17 years from now & thanks for making me feel old, cocksucker!
28. Are you ticklish? In some places, yes. Don't ask - I won't divulge that info.
29. Where do you wish you were right now? Doing a head-stand under the spigot of the Slurpee machine!
30. What song are you currently listening to? I'm not.
31. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Way too many times.
32. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do? Impale him with a plastic spork & throw his carcass on his mother's doorstep.
33. What time did you wake up this morning? 09:00ish
34. Do you have any cousins? Yes - although I don't even know them, nor do I care to.
35. What makes you laugh? Scroggin' nanners...and the word 'nanner' [Thanks, Sarah!]
36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Some broad calling for my Mom.
37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school? Gym
38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up? Umm...¿
39. What was your dream this morning? I don't dream - I nightmare. Seriously.
40. How many times have you seen your favorite movie? Over 100 [Full Metal Jacket]
41. Where was the last place you traveled? The coast - a little over an hour from here.
42. How was your past weekend? Two thumbs up ↑↑
43. What is your favorite song? My favorite of all time is "Hey Jude" by The Beatles
44. Why are you doing this survey? I these things!!!
45. What is the best ice cream flavor? Coffee...Mmmm
46. Do you think you are attractive? I have my moments, but I've generally got very low self-esteem.
47. Is someone on your mind right now? Yes - the inventor of the Slurpee. He's my hero.
48. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yes. *Says, "The alphabet backwards"*
49. Do you worry about how you look? Incessantly
50. Would you ever change for a boy/girl? I'm happy with the fact that I've got boobs & a nanner, thank you very much!
51. What color is your toothbrush? Blue
52. Have you ever been on stage? Yes...damn that stripper for pulling me up there!
52. Do you like the beach? Indeedy
53. Can you whistle? Fo-sho
54. Would you do anything for that special someone? Anything? Hmm...I dunno about all that. Psssht
55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is? Yes, asshat.
56. Do you have any plans for today? Since the day is almost over, I'd say so.
57. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend. Yes

1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find? No trunk, so nothing.
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? closed
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in? thrown around.
4. Sleep on your back or stomach? Sides. Shoulder injuries makes it the only way.
5. Are you a cuddler? Yes and No. Was with a special woman.
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed? Dust.
7. Something that happened today that has made you mad? People who can not drive.
8. What were you doing before this survey? Reading blogs
9. What will you do after this survey? Goto sleep.
10. Marriage or living together? One day will be marriage after living together. Single now.
11. What are you wearing right now? Shorts and Tshirt.
12. How many times have you been in love? 1 3/4
13. Does delabeling a beer bottle make you sexually frustrated? Nope, bored yes.
14. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? Depends on the people around.
15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back? Numerous things.
16. First thing you do when you wake up? Pee.
17. Last person you told you love them? Ouch. Do I have to mean it?
18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed? Closed, everyone once in a while open.
19. Bite or Lick? Both
20. Last argument you got into? Hrmm people in front of me while driving. It was one sided.
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles? No
22. Why do you like the person you like? Single, no lady right now.
23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? yes
24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you? No
25. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen? Nothing
26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months? Football
27. When will you turn 50? 2020
28. Are you ticklish? Yes
29. Where do you wish you were right now? Alaska
30. What song are you currently listening to? Nothing, silence
31. Have you ever passed out from drinking? Nope, professional!!!
32. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do? Bye bye.
33. What time did you wake up this morning? 8:25am
34. Do you have any cousins? Yes
35. What makes you laugh? Almost anything, easily amused.
36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Friend
37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school? Math
38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up? Hrmm, doubt I will grow up
39. What was your dream this morning? Violent. Too long to write here.
40. How many times have you seen your favorite movie? 5-8
41. Where was the last place you traveled? Orlando
42. How was your past weekend? Nothing special.
43. What is your favorite song? Unforgiven / Metalica
44. Why are you doing this survey? First one. Why not?
45. What is the best ice cream flavor? Mint chocolate chip.
46. Do you think you are attractive? Old, fat, yep im hot.
47. Is someone on your mind right now? Nope
48. Can you say the alphabet backwards? Yes
49. Do you worry about how you look? Depends on where I am.
50. Would you ever change for a boy/girl? Everyone changes. unintentionally.
51. What color is your toothbrush? White with yellow ring.
52. Have you ever been on stage? Yes
52. Do you like the beach? Yes
53. Can you whistle? Yes
54. Would you do anything for that special someone? I would give up life for her, but wouldn’t crossdress.
55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is? Nope
56. Do you have any plans for today? Sleep
57. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend? Nope

I dont havethe patience to do this survey...

but here are some of my favoourites from your survey...

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? [depends on what i am 'feeling' about.]
Is there something you regret and wish you could take back? [well, yeah.]

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this is sure 4 bored ladies 2 put n answer 2 this survey. i'm <men> happy just reading n knowing you <women> better wi your answers

soo..here are the answers to your question.

1. If I looked in your trunk, what

would I find? [nothing,i don't have

got one]
2. Do you go to the bathroom with

the door open or closed? [both

depends on who is home...]
3. Are your underwear and socks

folded in your drawers, or just

thrown in? [sometimes in the drawers

otherwise...]
4. Sleep on your back or stomach?

[stomach mostly]
5. Are you a cuddler? [no]
6. What would I find if I looked

under your bed?[my shoes]
7. Something that happened today

that has made you mad? [i forgot to

add sugar to my tea.]
8. What were you doing before this

survey? [eating my dinner]
9. What will you do after this

survey? [put this in your blog.]
10. Marriage or living together?

[no girlfriend]
11. What are you wearing right now?

[jeans and t-shirt.]
12. How many times have you been

in love? [ not able to count. ]

14. Do you talk about your feelings

or hide them? [depends on what i am

'feeling' about.]
15. Is there something you regret and

wish you could take back? [yes]
16. First thing you do when you

wake up? [scratch my head,yawn]
17. Last person you told you love

them? [my girlfriend which is gone

now]
18. Kiss with your eyes open or

closed? [eyes wide....open]
19. Bite or Lick? [prefer not to say]
20. Last argument you got into?

[with my colleague]
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off

water bottles? [no ]
22. Why do you like the person you

like? [because i like that person..

]
23. When you shut off your alarm

clock, do you tend to fall back

asleep? [yes]
24. If you were given the chance to

take care of a monkey for a weekend,

would you? [a monkey cannot take

care of other monkey]
25. What is the current

advertisement on the side of the

screen? [free hot screensavers.. which

are of no use]
26. What are you looking forward to

in the next few months? [looking for

a new job]
27. When will you turn 50? [In the

year .....[2036]
28. Are you ticklish? [very]
29. Where do you wish you were

right now? [maybe hell...]
30. What song are you currently

listening to? [my humps..black eyed

peas]
31. Have you ever passed out from

drinking? [no....]
32. If you caught a significant other

cheating on you what would you do?

[let them go and go find my own

person to have fun with p:]
33. What time did you wake up this

morning? [i wake up in the evening]
34. Do you have any cousins? [yes]
35. What makes you laugh?

[anything which is funny]
36. Who was the last person you

talked to on the phone? [a friend]
37. What is the WORST subject they

teach in school? [economics..]
38. Where do you plan on living

when you grow up? [dubai..]
39. What was your dream this

morning? [eating lots of chips and

drinking cold drink and that too

money paid by a stranger ]
40. How many times have you seen

your favorite movie? [maybe about

15]
41. Where was the last place you

traveled? [New Delhi]
42. How was your past weekend?

[not so good.]
43. What is your favorite song? [too

many to name...]
44. Why are you doing this survey? [i

was told to do so]
45. What is the best ice cream flavor?

[butter scotch]
46. Do you think you are attractive?

[you can say]
47. Is someone on your mind right

now? [yeah...]
48. Can you say the alphabet

backwards? [yes]
49. Do you worry about how you

look? [nope...]
50. Would you ever change for a

boy/girl? [never..why shud i ?]
51. What color is your toothbrush?

[light green]
52. Have you ever been on stage?

[yes]
52. Do you like the beach? [yes]
53. Can you whistle? [yup]
54. Would you do anything for that

special someone? [ummm...maybe]
55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin

is? [you told me its your buddy..i

guess so]
56. Do you have any plans for today?

[IT'S ALREADY MIDNIGHT]
57. Have you ever thought a friend

could be more than a friend? [yes]

Dear heavens..I almost wet myself with some of the answers from the banana bumper.
I am not a cuddler neither...I love hugs..but then back off!

nerak !!!!

What, 2u4u?

@ Banana Bumper. Perhaps I should consider changing my name!

wat are you up 2nerak!!!!!!!! :

I like Sarah's & Karen's answers much better than mine, they are soo

1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find? [a wool blanket and jumper cables]
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? [door closed]
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in? [folded]
4. Sleep on your back or stomach? [back or sides usually]
5. Are you a cuddler? [sometimes]
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed?[ummm, carpet]
7. Something that happened today that has made you mad? [yes..forgot my water on the way to work ]
8. What were you doing before this survey? [checkin emails]
9. What will you do after this survey? [check more emails]
10. Marriage or living together? [don't have a gf ]
11. What are you wearing right now? [undies]
12. How many times have you been in love? [once]
13. Does delabeling a beer bottle make you sexually frustrated? [no]
14. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? [sometimes talk, sometimes hide]
15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back? [hell yea]
16. First thing you do when you wake up? [hit the bathroom]
17. Last person you told you love them? [Mom]
18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed? [closed]
19. Bite or Lick? [both..hmmm.]
20. Last argument you got into? [with a good friend of mine ]
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles? [nope]
22. Why do you like the person you like? [cuz i do]
23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? [depends on how tired I am]
24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you? [yea, why not?]
25. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen? [don't have one]
26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months? [going on vacation ]
27. When will you turn 50? [in less than 20 years ]
28. Are you ticklish? [nope ]
29. Where do you wish you were right now? [ummm, somewhere else]
30. What song are you currently listening to? [no music right now]
31. Have you ever passed out from drinking? [yup]
32. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do? [kick them to the curb]
33. What time did you wake up this morning? [6:00am]
34. Do you have any cousins? [plenty]
35. What makes you laugh? [funny people]
36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? [my boss]
37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school? [ummm, i dunno]
38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up? [huh?]
39. What was your dream this morning? [going back to bed]
40. How many times have you seen your favorite movie? [a bunch of times, too many to remember]
41. Where was the last place you traveled? [umm, it's been a while]
42. How was your past weekend? [relaxin]
43. What is your favorite song? [too many to count]
44. Why are you doing this survey? [i dunno lol]
45. What is the best ice cream flavor? [vanilla]
46. Do you think you are attractive? [sometimes i am ]
47. Is someone on your mind right now? [yup]
48. Can you say the alphabet backwards? [lol, can you?]
49. Do you worry about how you look? [sometimes]
50. Would you ever change for a boy/girl? [nahh]
51. What color is your toothbrush? [white]
52. Have you ever been on stage? [yes]
52. Do you like the beach? [yes]
53. Can you whistle? [yup]
54. Would you do anything for that special someone? [nothing that would send me to jail ]
55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is? [yuppers]
56. Do you have any plans for today? [school stuff]
57. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend? [yes]

yes, i woke up... i laughed out loud. if anyone was around they would have said "what's so funny?" and i could have answered... sarah...
got my goat again.

the struggle between yes and no, the immediate recognition of something funny is something enlightening.

dear sarah,
don't succumb to boredom. activate yourself.

i never tire of mrs benson's admonition.
"be interested and you will be interesting."

anybody will take out some time to read the funny scraps..

its complete truth as you must be knowing that humans have evolved from monkeys as in the past all were monkeys..

you ought to believe that as this has been said by great scientists

1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find? Nothing. I drive a pickup truck. In the truck bed. there are two bungie cords and two bottles of water.
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? [both depends on whether or not there are baby chicks in there]
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in? [definately folded and color coded.]
4. Sleep on your back or stomach? Sleep?? With Arthur, 1 dog, 6 kittens and 2 cats - I'm lucky to sleep at all - in any position!
5. Are you a cuddler? [depends on the room temp]
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed?[Believe it or not, Arthur's tools]
7. Something that happened today that has made you mad? [I went to Wal Mart and no one could speak English - I gave a couple of speeches and stomped out in a huff]
8. What were you doing before this survey? [pulling weeds from the garden]
9. What will you do after this survey? [Go to sleep]
10. Marriage or living together? [Married]
11. What are you wearing right now? [shorts, Arthur's T-Shirt and NO SOX]
12. How many times have you been in love? [once]
13. Does delabeling a beer bottle make you sexually frustrated? [no]
14. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? [usually hide them]
15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back? [many things]
16. First thing you do when you wake up? [think about this new day]
17. Last person you told you love them? [Aaron - my youngest son
18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed? [open]
19. Bite or Lick? [??]
20. Last argument you got into? [with Arthur - I hate it when I steam clean carpets and he walks all over them with dirty shoes]
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles? [no don't have time]
22. Why do you like the person you like? [??] What do I like ABOUT the person I like? - I really love Åaron because I can tell him ANYTHING]
23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? [Yes, I plan this very carefully, so that I can go back to sleep]
24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you? [No, I don't like monkeys and I already have too many animals]
25. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen? [nothing]
26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months? [Going to Tennessee and seeing the beautiful mountains]
27. When will you turn 50? [too late - happened 4 years ago]
28. Are you ticklish? [very]
29. Where do you wish you were right now? [happy to be here]
30. What song are you currently listening to? [none, but the last one was Pachabel's Canon in D]
31. Have you ever passed out from drinking? [no]
32. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do? [I did and got a divorce]
33. What time did you wake up this morning? [6:30am]
34. Do you have any cousins? [yes]
35. What makes you laugh? [Mr Bean]
36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? [my daughter]
37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school? [auto mechanics - I was a total dunce]
38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up? [already there]
39. What was your dream this morning? [getting the lawn cut, weedeating done, wash the truck, clean the patio, laundry, shopping and dusting]
40. How many times have you seen your favorite movie? [quite a few]
41. Where was the last place you traveled? [Canada.]
42. How was your past weekend? [always amazing]
43. What is your favorite song? [Fade to Black by Metallica and the Pathetique Sonata by Beethovan]
44. Why are you doing this survey? [I'm alone and wanted some contact with people
45. What is the best ice cream flavor? [definately Publix brand Chocolate Trinity - positively amazing!!!!!]
46. Do you think you are attractive? [I'm nicer than I am physically attractive]
47. Is someone on your mind right now? [yes]
48. Can you say the alphabet backwards? [maybe, if I thought about it]
49. Do you worry about how you look? [not much]
50. Would you ever change for a boy/girl? [????]
51. What color is your toothbrush? [purple]
52. Have you ever been on stage? [yes - playing the piano]
52. Do you like the beach? [not really]
53. Can you whistle? [yes]
54. Would you do anything for that special someone? [no]
55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is? [no
56. Do you have any plans for today? [I had plans, but I've done them all and it's nighttime.]
57. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend? [yes]

its woman's world better guys be picked up 2 survive!!!! angel give me your hand i wu pick you up seriously!!!!

Can I be standing on the pier with a spear gun?

its 2 sad wi some women n their sense of humor is 2 great muhahahahahaha!!!!

Yeah, but we were serious.


*COUGHjackassCOUGH*

its these bored house wives wi no ass ehehe

Karen loves your ass, too!


Why do I get pissy when I'm referred to as a "housewife"? I mean, that's what I basically am, but I just hate that term with a passion. Is it just me, or does it get under your skin, too?

STFU 2fu4u, and get a freakin life and leave these lovely ladies alone!

Yeah - thanks, Marcus! That was awfully nice of you.

Another one bites the dust...

1. If I looked in your trunk, what would I find? [heheheh]
2. Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed? [open, I have to remind myself when I have company that I should close the door. ]
3. Are your underwear and socks folded in your drawers, or just thrown in? [LOL never!]
4. Sleep on your back or stomach? [side & back]
5. Are you a cuddler? [only for like 1 minute...then back off!]
6. What would I find if I looked under your bed?[little cute dust bunnies...]
7. Something that happened today that has made you mad? [the diet pepsi wasn't on sale anymore.. ]
8. What were you doing before this survey? [checking my e-mails...nothing..c'mon ppl write to me! ]
9. What will you do after this survey? [check to see if I have any new notices here in Opera.. I have no life. ]
10. Marriage or living together? [ummmm marriage]
11. What are you wearing right now? [wouldn't you love to know.. .]
12. How many times have you been in love? [4 times]
13. Does delabeling a beer bottle make you sexually frustrated? [I hope not..cuz if so, I'd be a bit worried..you would think I'd know! ]
14. Do you talk about your feelings or hide them? [I hide a lot of them]
15. Is there something you regret and wish you could take back? [oh ya..]
16. First thing you do when you wake up? [open my eyes...]
17. Last person you told you love them? [my man ]
18. Kiss with your eyes open or closed? [mostly closed]
19. Bite or Lick? [*Growl*...]
20. Last argument you got into? [my husband...don't remember what]
21. Do you tend to rip the paper off water bottles? [no, am I alright?]
22. Why do you like the person you like? [lol]
23. When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep? [no---my husband is in charge of the clock. ]
24. If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would you? [sure..sounds like fun.]
25. What is the current advertisement on the side of the screen? [nothing..though those bumping banana's are kinda distracting.. ]
26. What are you looking forward to in the next few months? [getting more used to being busy with more difficult cake orders..I know..tres excitant! .]
27. When will you turn 50? [2019 ]
28. Are you ticklish? [very]
29. Where do you wish you were right now? [hmmmmmmmmmmm]
30. What song are you currently listening to? [no song..kids watching tv]
31. Have you ever passed out from drinking? [no...I never passed out..I am also fortunate enough to remember everything from my drinking days. ]
32. If you caught a significant other cheating on you what would you do? [get really angry...be hurt..but eventually forgive ]
33. What time did you wake up this morning? [8am]
34. Do you have any cousins? [yes]
35. What makes you laugh? [funny people..mostly my brother..sarcastic humour]
36. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? [a customer]
37. What is the WORST subject they teach in school? [math.. lmbo]
38. Where do you plan on living when you grow up? [mars]
39. What was your dream this morning? [can't remember.]
40. How many times have you seen your favorite movie? [3 times--I hate watching movies over & over again]
41. Where was the last place you traveled? [Barrie Ontario...last place I actual went abroad- Holland]
42. How was your past weekend? [not to shabbica]
43. What is your favorite song? [Celtic stuff..brings back some good memories]
44. Why are you doing this survey? [bored]
45. What is the best ice cream flavor? [chocolate mint]
46. Do you think you are attractive? [sometimes]
47. Is someone on your mind right now? [yeth]
48. Can you say the alphabet backwards? [with a constipated look on my face..sure!]
49. Do you worry about how you look? [uh huh... I always pray I don't run into people when I feel I look like crap]
50. Would you ever change for a boy/girl? [I think I have already ]
51. What color is your toothbrush? [pinkish red]
52. Have you ever been on stage? [yes]
52. Do you like the beach? [yes]
53. Can you whistle? [yes...and not to badly if I do say so myself]
54. Would you do anything for that special someone? [depends]
55. Do you know who Stewie Griffin is? [errr no ]
56. Do you have any plans for today? [waiting for friends to drop off my oldest 2]
57. Have you ever thought a friend could be more than a friend? [yes]