Sarah Dreams

Secrets of a good marriage....

Tuesday, January 8, 2008 11:57:21 AM

hehe

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long happy marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon, "explained the man." We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down the bottom of the Canyon by pack mule.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'
We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half mile when the mule stumbled a third time.
My wife promptly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, 'That's once."

Left or Right Brain?What should I do if the internet goes down??!

Comments

Bad WolfCois # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 2:18:30 PM

I'm holding the revolver!

Bojanrolling_thunder # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 2:32:13 PM

OMG

rofl

KarenNerak # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 4:23:32 PM

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She's my hero!

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 4:30:30 PM

Cois, what are you going to do with it?

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 4:30:50 PM

Bojan!

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 4:31:17 PM

K, mine too. Women rule

Stardancer # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 7:17:46 PM

Smart woman.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 8:00:35 PM

I totally agree!

r♡serose-marie # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 8:31:53 PM

Good one!

Bad WolfCois # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 9:05:57 PM

I'm the one saying, 'That's one..'

If she had the gun I wouldn't make it through the first date..

Rhona Kirstenrhona # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 9:49:08 PM

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 9:56:28 PM

Rose.

Cois

Rhona

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 10:42:54 PM

:eyes:that has got to be the best pre-emptive strike I've ever hear about.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 10:47:03 PM

tell me about it...

MarcusFXM256 # Tuesday, January 8, 2008 11:45:51 PM

Esther-Sugar Winxsugarwinx # Wednesday, January 9, 2008 2:44:25 AM

Would a donkey work the same...?

Rippripp2002 # Wednesday, January 9, 2008 5:43:36 AM

I would steal that revolver when that mean old bitch was sleeping

Ramuteramute # Wednesday, January 9, 2008 8:41:53 AM

That's so cute...

Love, Ramute.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Wednesday, January 9, 2008 11:16:39 AM

:hi:Marcus

Esther,

L, you'd be dead before you had a chance to do that...

Ramute.

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Wednesday, January 9, 2008 4:55:39 PM

It's a very good reason not to marry. that's why some of up are not married.

Rippripp2002 # Wednesday, January 9, 2008 5:38:17 PM

I just thought it was because we spent too much time on opera

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Wednesday, January 9, 2008 5:45:48 PM

:no:that's why we spend so much time on opera

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Wednesday, January 9, 2008 6:39:39 PM

...glue...no...married folks are here too!

KarenNerak # Thursday, January 10, 2008 6:39:16 PM

Engaged ones are as well! The problem is that we'll be eternally engaged because I cannot break free from Opera long enough to actually go through a wedding!

I'll be at the alter with my flippin' webcam!

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, January 10, 2008 6:59:24 PM

Awww! I hope you are Karen! That would totally pwn! (as you say, heheheh)

KarenNerak # Thursday, January 10, 2008 7:05:59 PM

Yeah! I will have to do that! Maybe you guys can come to the shindig so you can be my Maid of Honor!

That would be badass!

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, January 10, 2008 8:08:12 PM

Awww that would be an honor...

I keep getting disconnected so I give up on messenger.

KarenNerak # Thursday, January 10, 2008 8:15:22 PM

I don't blame you...don't sweat it.

Well, when the day happens, I will ask you...and I PROMISE not to make you dress in some God awful dress if you accept!

Some of those bride's maid dresses look like prom dresses from the 70's! Screw that!

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, January 10, 2008 8:39:09 PM

yes!

I was actually looking through a bride's magazine for hair styles for a wedding I was doing, and there are actually some really beautiful bride's maid dresses now. And the wedding dresses are to die for!

KarenNerak # Thursday, January 10, 2008 8:50:07 PM

Oh, I know! Some of the wedding dresses are gorgeous! I would probably go with a black/white theme...so the bride's maids would wear black...as would the groom's men. I don't know, though. Honestly, I've not given it too much thought since we can't afford it yet.

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Thursday, January 10, 2008 11:06:18 PM

I read somewhere once that in Japan it's custom to wear white to a funeral and black to a wedding.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, January 10, 2008 11:08:17 PM

K, black and white...with contrast of other colors is so hot..I love that idea.

Sarah Dreamsangel292005 # Thursday, January 10, 2008 11:14:37 PM

glue,hmmm interesting...I have heard that as well.
maybe the Traditional ones...
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KarenNerak # Friday, January 11, 2008 12:31:39 AM

Yeah - that's what I've been thinking. Like black & white with colorful flowers...instead of colorful people! I have no idea why people think their bride's maids and groom's men have to look like human piñatas!

Mad Scientist (عادل)qlue # Friday, January 11, 2008 1:10:03 AM

So that he things go wrong then everyone will know who to hit perhaps?

KarenNerak # Friday, January 11, 2008 1:11:43 AM

That very well might be!