Skip navigation.

exploreopera

| Help

Sign up | Help

Sarah's Blogish Thoughts

What does a girl have to do to get a Philip's head Screwdriver around here?

, ,

I never thought that vacuuming the house would turn out to be such a big ordeal. :faint: I began in one of the girls room, plugged the vacuum in and started mowing the carpet, I mean sucking up all the dirt and grime...err I mean vacuuming. So I noticed that it didn't pick up a simple piece of paper that was about a half of an inch in diameter.

So I begun my investigation.:sherlock:

First unhooking the hose and peering down into the black abyss hoping to see an obstruction. Next I sat down on the floor and flipped the vacuum on it's back.....examining the underside...the dark and mysterious belly that no one sees...because it's on the floor! :idea: Anyway....I saw the culprit! It was a thick mass of dirt, lint and puzzle pieces crammed tightly into the hole that leads to the hose of the vacuum. I sighed and jammed my finger into the hole to try to unwedge the mass. I learned quickly that this is going to take more than a simple finger jamming...this is going to take a screwdriver jamming. I go in search of it...recalling that the last time I saw the screwdriver it was in the laundry room on the shelf with the hammer and nails.:yes: So I went in search of it of the PHILIP'S HEAD screwdriver so that I could open the bottom of the vacuum and jam the same screwdriver into the hole to unblock that mutha.

Of course it wasn't there. I mean...why would it be? I am just here everyday, in the laundry room, everyday and it is was there before. :eyes:

I tore through my husband's 3 tool boxes....those suckers are heavy! I find a flat head screwdriver and take it to test the screws. I thought, "Sure I can make this work! I can just tilt the screwdriver sideways to loosen the screw. :D "

Uh......no. Didn't work. Don't you hate those screws that need JUST the perfect screwdriver head?!??

To cut the story short, I did find the PHILIP'S HEAD deep in the third tool box that I was looking in. *sigh* One little lonely Philip's Head. :rolleyes: I wanted to kiss it and thank it for existing. It feels so good to find just the right tool. :heart: I took it into the girl's room, along with a pair of pliers, and unjammed that sucker!

:D

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAYI was here for a min so.....

Comments

avatar
I hate it when stuff like that happens...which is often since Lonnie doesn't even own ONE toolbox...just loose tools here and there. :irked: BE A MAN AND GET A BOX! :mad:

Ahem...:left:

Anyway, I'm glad you got everything all worked out and sucked up! :yes::heart:

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 21:20:59

avatar
lol!! I forgot to say that I put the flat head that I found, the philip's head AND the pliers in my own homemade tool box......

an unmodified shoe box!!!!!

LMAO!!

:lol:

By angel292005, # 13. May 2008, 21:24:18

avatar
Yeah! Keep those suckers hostage! :devil:

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 21:25:14

avatar
:lol: I used to have the cutest girly set...pink and purple...but can't find it now. :cry:

By angel292005, # 13. May 2008, 21:29:24

avatar
Oh no! :no:

By Nerak, # 13. May 2008, 21:48:37

avatar
I had a pink set of tools when I was married. My husband took 'em. I had a really nifty drill when I was married. My husband took it. I had some really cool garden tools--shovels, rakes, a lopper, handsaw, pushwagon, etc. My husband took 'em.

Now that I'm not married, I know exactly where my tools are. In a pretty blue and white box, in the cabinet under the counter next to the sink. And they're all there, too. My hammer, screwdrivers, pliers, tape measure, nails, fuses, hose clamps, etc.

No idea where my husband is, though.

Oh, well.

I think I'd rather have the tools.

:whistle:

:lol:

By Stardancer, # 13. May 2008, 23:39:04

avatar
Hahahaha! :lol:

By Nerak, # 14. May 2008, 00:05:41

avatar
I love Star!!! :lol:

Oh man..that should be one of those mails that goes around and around. I know a few people that could completely relate to this. heheheheheh I am really getting a laugh out of your comment Star!

By angel292005, # 14. May 2008, 01:30:53

avatar
:D

By Stardancer, # 14. May 2008, 02:03:25

avatar
:lol: @ Star!

By FXM256, # 14. May 2008, 02:12:35

avatar
Reminds of all the pots, pans and assorted kitchen utensils I had before I got married. Two months later I had to buy almost everything from scratch. Don't know what happened to it all because it simply vanished. Next time I get married everything goes into storage, just in case. :whistle:

By qlue, # 14. May 2008, 15:24:45

avatar

By angel292005, # 14. May 2008, 15:36:00

avatar
I think I'm going to engrave hearts and flowers into everything of importance. That way if Lonnie ever gets a wild hair and decides to leave me, he won't want to take any of my junk with him! p:

By Nerak, # 15. May 2008, 01:17:12

avatar
:lol: I am getting a kick out of all the banter after your story Sarah. :smile:
I can NEVER find the tools I am looking for either...and my husband has a GAZILLION of them! p:
Anyhow...good on you for getting the job done! (I can't tell you how many times I have straightened a clothes hanger (metal) to poke up the nozzle of a vacuum to pull out the crud that the kids have tried to suck up...grrrrrrrrrrrr. :irked: :heart:

By DuckyChickenLady, # 15. May 2008, 12:40:27

avatar
Karen, great idea! :D lol!

By angel292005, # 15. May 2008, 14:40:05

avatar
:lol: Cheryl, I wish I had wire hangers!!! that is the FIRST thing I went to look for!

But I switched to plastic about 4 years ago. man...I miss those hangers...

By angel292005, # 15. May 2008, 14:44:04

avatar
"NO! WIRE! HANGERS!" (Quoted from the movie, "Mommie Dearest", with Faye Dunaway. :lol:)

Keep a stash just for unplugging the vacuum cleaner nozzle, picking car locks :whistle: , and for divining water lines buried in the back yard. Seriously, can't be matched for efficiency.

:lol:

By Stardancer, # 15. May 2008, 14:59:24

avatar
(LOVE your status line, btw. Some absolute truth, that. :D)

By Stardancer, # 15. May 2008, 15:00:26

avatar
OHHH you didn't have to tell me where that line came from! hahah I love that movie! And yes, "NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!" bash bash crash AGGGGGGG!

Mmmmm *going to walmart to get wire hangers*

great tips. :up:

By angel292005, # 15. May 2008, 15:37:46

avatar
got any? how many?
anyway, talking about screw drivers? i've got a plenty of those things! do you wanna know the secrets about those devils? listen carefuly:
each screw needs its own type of drivers. if you dont use the right driver for the right screw, you're screwed up! :D
anyway, how are you, angel? i mean, sarah? in some word, i miss you! may be!
Homer: Doh!

By Comred1, # 16. May 2008, 14:35:16

avatar
:lol: Comred, how do you miss me? :lol:

By angel292005, # 16. May 2008, 20:53:26

avatar
Homer: Doh! in some words, may be- :smile:............
:lol:

By Comred1, # 16. May 2008, 21:13:39

avatar
that's random! :D

By angel292005, # 16. May 2008, 21:37:14

avatar
:lol: then.... let me guess.... hmm.. what about i miss you cause i like you very much, huh? flirt

By Comred1, # 17. May 2008, 06:22:05

avatar
Comred, I am married and have kids. But thanks for the compliment. Have a nice day.

By angel292005, # 17. May 2008, 20:40:09

avatar
Comred really gets around! :lol:

By Nerak, # 19. May 2008, 15:56:22

avatar
Wire hangers are also good for whacking people when they move your flarpin' tools. :lol:

By rjfink, # 19. May 2008, 17:34:10

avatar
Yeah he does :eyes:

Whacking people? Did someone say whacking people? I am all for it.

By angel292005, # 20. May 2008, 00:01:40

avatar
being married is not a sin, i guess! Homer: Doh! do you really think im hanging around for sex or something like that? sometime you people are really insane! im sorry to say, but its true! .... saying the truth directly is a sin, huh? may be! civilizations are changing so rapidly! :coffee:

By Comred1, # 20. May 2008, 20:53:51

avatar
Hey, Sarah; I'll be right over with my spare wire hanger. You may borrow it anytime.
WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK!! :smile:

By rjfink, # 20. May 2008, 21:03:19

avatar
Comred...
The little bus is coming. I gotta go now.

By angel292005, # 21. May 2008, 14:37:47

avatar
:lol: RJ, bwahahahahah

PhotobucketPhotobucket

By angel292005, # 21. May 2008, 14:51:13

avatar
ROFLMFAO...I love it!!! The cold cream adds a super-creepy, greasy, insane feel to the whole scene, and whoever came up with that one was a GENIUS (whether fiction or fact).

By rjfink, # 21. May 2008, 16:31:13

avatar
She looks like a psycho zombie. :ko:

By angel292005, # 21. May 2008, 16:36:07

avatar
Mommie Dearest is one of my all time favorite movies. I could watch that thing every single day and never get sick of it! :insane:

By Nerak, # 21. May 2008, 19:21:26

avatar
:yikes:

:lol:

By Stardancer, # 21. May 2008, 20:44:01

avatar
I love Mommie Dearest, Lost Boys, Adventures in Babysitting, Silence of the Lambs, and Joe Dirt. That's MY top 5, but that's a whole 'nother post...sorry, Sarah; I like, totally need to like, SHUT my BoCa...:zip:

By rjfink, # 21. May 2008, 20:53:35

avatar
K...I know right? That bitch is off the wall mental. And that's why I love her. :love:

Star.....teheheheh!


RJ, Good choices in movies...Remember that show Stand by Me? I love that one as well. Feel free to babble! It's babblicious! :D

By angel292005, # 22. May 2008, 00:43:36

avatar
:lol: Exactly!

By Nerak, # 22. May 2008, 00:49:19

avatar
remember the scene where the little girl was
putting on make up or something and the mom
just started whacking her hair off or something?

I don't remember exactly...but I remember it
freaked me out!

By angel292005, # 22. May 2008, 00:58:30

avatar
Yeah -she got into her Mom's junk! Homer: Doh!

The scene that sticks in my head is where the little girl doesn't do a good job cleaning the bathroom, so Mommie Dearest comes in and beats the crap out of her....there was cleaner EVERYWHERE. All I could think when I first saw it was, "WHAT A MESS!" :lol:

By Nerak, # 22. May 2008, 01:14:11

avatar
Oh yeah!

The one scene that I found the saddest is her as a teen still at that school. Remember her sweet face? Was so sad that she couldn't just have a NORMAL mom! :irked: It is sad, because some girls really have to deal with that.

By angel292005, # 22. May 2008, 01:39:24

avatar
Yeah, totally. :frown: It's one thing to laugh about it in a movie, but to know it's really out there is heartbreaking!

By Nerak, # 22. May 2008, 02:45:07

avatar
Man I totally crashed after making this comment last night. I went and hit the hay. :D

Sometimes I feel like mommy dearest. Like when the girls put all their crap into their closet; I take it all out and pile it all over the floor in the middle of the room. Mostly I don't mind how they keep their room. But if I am forced to go in there, it is quite the shocker. :yikes:

:lol:

What is your mommy dearest moment...:left: if you have any!

By angel292005, # 22. May 2008, 10:44:43

avatar
I'm not a mommy, but I do have those moments at work. Each month, they put a calendar on the fridge that shows whose day it is to clean the break room at the end of the day. This consists of cleaning out the coffee pot, wiping counters/micro/tables, and starting the dishwasher. OMG; every person (18 of us) in that place is over 30, but do you think, for ONCE, they could rinse a flippin' dish and put it, two feet away, IN the DISHWASHER? Ummm; no. So, every month, when it's my day, I go in there and have my "mommy moment". I start yelling, "I am NOT here to touch your nasty, slimy, hepatitis/conjunctivitis/herpes infected DIIIISSHHHEEESSSSS!" :bomb:

And I leave the dishes right there, because like I said, I'm not a mommy, and their mommy doesn't work there.

By rjfink, # 22. May 2008, 12:53:23

avatar
:lol:

My Mommie Dearest moments don't usually revolve around things being unclean. Both of my kids have kinda picked up on my compulsively neat habits, so that's not much of an argument. The things that really make me freak out are things like chewing with their mouth open, using poor grammar, a lack of manners...stuff like that. I'm a bit uptight about what comes out of their mouths. :insane:

By Nerak, # 22. May 2008, 15:43:43

avatar
RJ,
Sounds like the house that I live in!

My house....the office! grrr With all those germs...what kind of office are you working in? :sherlock: heheheheh!

By angel292005, # 22. May 2008, 16:28:32

avatar
Karen,
Good things to be freaked out about! I should worry more about those things....and I do...but keeping up with 4 mouths is very hard to do. I get a word in when I can and just hope for the best.

We do have dinner together each night so I am watching them closely :eyes: while they eat. I try to remind them to chew slowly, don't slurp, close mouth while chewing, keep one hand in your lap, etc.

By angel292005, # 22. May 2008, 16:32:44

avatar
I honestly don't even know how you do it. Having two is a lot! I cannot imagine having four...and all girls! :faint: I totally admire your gumption! :yes:

By Nerak, # 22. May 2008, 16:33:52

avatar
:lol: it does get pretty loud around here.

By angel292005, # 22. May 2008, 16:47:06

Write a comment

Comment
(BBcode and HTML is turned off for anonymous user comments.)

Please type this security code : e873a8

Smilies

October 2008
MTWTFSS
September 2008November 2008
12345
6789101112
13141516171819
20212223242526
2728293031