Arbpen - Adrienne Boswell

Spane and Mommy

That is me as Cruella De Ville, and Spane as PeeWee Herman. We went to the Sister's and dropped off cookies to the Sisters and got a wonderful purple pumpkin filled with candy from them. Afterwards, we went to have burgers at Burger Habit (it really was good), and then Spane and I went to Barnes and Noble and I read Halloween books to him, and whoever wanted to listen. I had quite the crowd! We had a really good time.

Here's the recipe for the cookies:

Maybe I should not be posting this, but what the heck! I've already notified Yahoo, so they can't say they were not warned.

I was on the phone with Yahoo today about one of my clients, and I got some rather surprising news, so I emailed (one of their wonderful forms) support, and this is what I said:

I am very surprised, disheartened and disappointed to see that Yahoo is still using PHP Version 4.3.11. PHP is now up to version 5.3.0. When I was talking to someone in support this afternoon, I was told that Yahoo was using 4.3.11 for security reasons.

One of the main reasons most hosting providers upgraded their servers was the issue of Registered Globals. This is VERY dangerous, and problably most Yahoo small business account holders either do not know or care about it. That is not true of hackers - this is something that hackers test for, just as they test for easy sql injection. Please see [http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/PHP_Programming/Register_Globals] for a full description of the dangers of Registered Globals.

Checking Yahoo Small Business php.ini file, I saw that Registered Globals is ON - that is very dangerous for Yahoo and its customers. What I suggest you do is send a global email out to all account holders that you are going to turn it OFF, and they can consult Google for relavent coding to turn it on if they must on a case by case basis. For this site, I have turned them off.

Of course, the best thing to do would be to upgrade your servers to the latest version of PHP. Let users know that some of their code may not work, but that it is being done for security reasons. [http://www.php.net/manual/en/migration5.php].

I must say, these people are really shnooks. Last time I had to deal with them (same account) they told me that they did not allow htaccess for security reasons. Well, of course not! Not when your whole server is insecure and you're using bandaids to shore it up.

My recommedation to anyone who is using Yahoo Small Business Web Hosting is to get the Hell out of Dodge and use a real web host, like Axishost, Lunar Pages, Start Logic, or even GoDaddy for the true masochist.

Now that Internet Explorer is less fault tolerant, and more standards compliant, more and more people are complaining about how their website was fine in IE7, but breaks miserably in IE8. Usually this is the fault of the tool chosen to create the web site, and not necessarily the author. Authors were given the impression that they could use an Office product such as Publisher, Word, or worse, PowerPoint to create documents for the WWW. These are great tools for what they are intended, creating flyers, writing letters and make presentations, but not for creating documents for the Internet.

Sadly, a lot of authors do not know anything about HTML, or CSS, or even why the errors their chosen tool generated are impacting their web site so badly. They know that the web site does not work in IE8, and they are worried that they might lose business.

I feel for you, brothers and sisters. Bring me your broken websites, and I will fix them. Not only will they look lovely in IE8, they will be leaner and faster, and more accessible to search engines and visitors who might be differently abled.

Please feel free to visit my website to find out how to get your website working in IE8.