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April 2008

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STERKINEKOR WARNING

Something i just HAD TO do..

Someone we all know (and some love), willingly used his animal instinct to trick me into making a bet he knew I couldn't win.. :rolleyes:
Poor Innocent Sweet Little me, being the competitor that i am, fell for his sly tricks and lost.. :cry:

So, without hesitation, here follows - - -

This is very shocking (mustread)
To: undisclosed-recipients

Dear all,

Kindly take a couple of minutes to go through this mail. If useful
you may advise others also.

Please pass this on to others. This happened in
Johannesburg recently and may happen elsewhere also.

A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt something poking from her seat.
When she got up to see what it was, she found a needle sticking out of the seat with a note attached saying 'You have just been
infected by HIV'.

The Disease Control Center (in JNB) reports many similar events in
many other cities recently.
All tested needles were HIV Positive. The Center also reports that
needles have been found in cash dispensers at public banking machines.

We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced with this kind of
situation. All public chairs/seats should be inspected with vigilance and caution before use. A careful visual inspection should be enough.

In addition,! they ask that each of you pass this message along to all
members of your family and your friends of the potential danger.

Recently, one doctor has narrated a somewhat similar instance that happened to one of his patients at the Priya Cinema in Delhi . A young girl, engaged and about to be married in a couple of months, was pricked while the movie was going on. The tag with the needle had the message '

Welcome to the World of HIV family'.
how true is this?

Though the doctors told her family that it takes about 6 months before
the virus grows strong enough to start damaging the system
and a healthy victim could survive about 5-6 years, the girl died in 4 months, perhaps more because of the 'Shock thought'. We all have to be careful at public
places!

Just think about saving a life by forwarding this message.

Please,take a
few seconds of your time to pass along.

Water scam!!!!!!


Running water

Just a reminder about the running water scam.
If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear
all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE!
These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and thenattack.

Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours!

MEN NEVER LISTEN...

On a flight to Singapore, a gentleman had made several attempts
to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

The flight attendant noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not
to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there, he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters:
WW - WA - PP - and a red one labelled - ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.

He pushed WW.
Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent
of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender
loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to
push the ATR button -

Which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.


Next thing, he knew he was in a hospital.


As he opened his eyes, a nurse was starring down at him with a
smirk on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed.
"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.
"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover...

Your balls are in the bucket under the bed"...

K@k praat

:rolleyes:

What more needs to be said....

Funny Cartoons..

Ya'll might've seen these b4.. :D



BAKERY IN SOUTH AFRICA

(an email)

Employee :"Hello this is Siphos's bakery, how can I help you?"

Customer :"I would like to order a cake for a party this week, please."

Employee :"What you want written on the cake?"

Customer :"Best Wishes Suzanne" underneath that "We will miss you"....

Employee :"OK is that all? Okay, come to collect in 3 days, mam."

THREE DAYS LATER................














HELP!!!!!

Do not give up

Hi Friends,



When you feel like giving up, just take a moment and read this. This really changed my day.



Love you all!!!!




Don't give up.....

One day I decided to quit...
I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.
"God", I asked, "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"
His answer surprised me...
"Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"
"Yes", I replied.
"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.
I gave them light.
I gave them water.
The fern quickly grew from the earth.
Its brilliant green covered the floor.
Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.
In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful.
And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said.
"In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed.
But I would not quit.
> In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would
not quit." He said.
> "Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared
> to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6
> months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.
> It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.
> I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle."
He asked me. "Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots".
"I would not quit on the bamboo.
I will never quit on you."
"Don't compare yourself to others."
He said.
"The bamboo had adifferent Purpose than the fern.
Yet they both make the forest beautiful."
"Your time will come", God said to me.
"You will rise high"
"How high should I rise?"
I asked.
"How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.
"As high as it can?" I questioned.
"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."
I left the forest and brought back this story.
I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.
Never, Never, Never Give up.

Please support..

Hi everyone, Jessica here

There will be a yard sale on Saturday, (26 TH April 2008) at my place.

(If you're going to come, let me know and I'll give you my address and the directions). Apologies for the short notice.

A bit embarrassing really, but because of my current situation (debts, living expenses, and all the partying etc.) I'm finding money a bit tight, so I've decided to have a garage sale and hopefully I'll make some money. Everything must go and is very negotiable, so don’t be shy to make an offer.

Desperate times call for desperate measures!! I am sure that I will get out of this mess sooner or later but in the meantime...

I've taken a photo of my stuff, if you see anything you like, please let me know as soon as possible so I can save it for you, assuming the price is right.

Hope you can make it!

Kind regards

View photo below. ..