Thursday, July 5, 2007 12:32:40 PM
Welcome to my blog.
Tuesday, May 6, 2008 4:06:19 AM
It's 5h59, i'm standing at the busstop waiting for the bus for about 40 minutes now. It's ice cold, not raining, but flippen tandeklap koud...
I dont even know if i missed it, just have to wait & see
Wednesday, April 30, 2008 12:29:55 PM
Something i just HAD TO do..
Someone we all know (and some love), willingly used his animal instinct to trick me into making a bet he knew I couldn't win..
Poor Innocent Sweet Little me, being the competitor that i am, fell for his sly tricks and lost..
So, without hesitation, here follows - - -
This is very shocking (mustread)
Kindly take a couple of minutes to go through this mail. If useful
you may advise others also.
Please pass this on to others. This happened in
Johannesburg recently and may happen elsewhere also.
A few weeks ago, in a movie theatre, a person felt something poking from her seat.
When she got up to see what it was, she found a needle sticking out of the seat with a note attached saying 'You have just been
infected by HIV'.
The Disease Control Center (in JNB) reports many similar events in
many other cities recently.
All tested needles were HIV Positive. The Center also reports that
needles have been found in cash dispensers at public banking machines.
We ask everyone to use extreme caution when faced with this kind of
situation. All public chairs/seats should be inspected with vigilance and caution before use. A careful visual inspection should be enough.
In addition,! they ask that each of you pass this message along to all
members of your family and your friends of the potential danger.
Recently, one doctor has narrated a somewhat similar instance that happened to one of his patients at the Priya Cinema in Delhi . A young girl, engaged and about to be married in a couple of months, was pricked while the movie was going on. The tag with the needle had the message '
Welcome to the World of HIV family'.
how true is this?
Though the doctors told her family that it takes about 6 months before
the virus grows strong enough to start damaging the system
and a healthy victim could survive about 5-6 years, the girl died in 4 months, perhaps more because of the 'Shock thought'. We all have to be careful at public
Just think about saving a life by forwarding this message.
few seconds of your time to pass along.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:40:01 AM
Just a reminder about the running water scam.
If you wake up in the middle of the night to hear
all your taps outside running or what you think is a burst pipe, DO NOT GO OUT TO INVESTIGATE!
These people turn on all your outside taps full ball so that you will go out to investigate and thenattack.
Stay alert, keep safe, and look out for your neighbours!
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:31:22 AM
On a flight to Singapore, a gentleman had made several attempts
to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
The flight attendant noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not
to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there, he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters:
WW - WA - PP - and a red one labelled - ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.
He pushed WW.
Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent
of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to
push the ATR button -
Which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing, he knew he was in a hospital.
As he opened his eyes, a nurse was starring down at him with a
smirk on her face.
"What happened?" he exclaimed.
"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.
"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover...
Your balls are in the bucket under the bed"...
Wednesday, April 23, 2008 7:28:26 AM
(an email)Employee :"Hello this is Siphos's bakery, how can I help you?"
Customer :"I would like to order a cake for a party this week, please."
Employee :"What you want written on the cake?"
Customer :"Best Wishes Suzanne" underneath that "We will miss you"....
Employee :"OK is that all? Okay, come to collect in 3 days, mam."
THREE DAYS LATER................
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