Jessica

Logical

Wednesday, 23. May 2007, 09:02:05

Similarities BRA and BAR
Both are drinking joints
Both have restrictions on opening and closing times
Both are flashy.
When open, both drive men mad.

Why do women wear undergarments with flowers printed on them?
To pay tribute to men who got buried under them

There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER

Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal: cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded: doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay: any-cock-will dooo!!!

Income Tax officer asked a Prostitute why she has put her occupation as
CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied: I RAISED 500 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

Secretary saw her boss' pant's zip open, she tells him, "Sir your Garage
door is open."
Boss : Did U see my FERRARI?
Secretary :No, all I saw was a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels.