My OperaAnother one....
Tuesday, July 10, 2007 8:55:13 AM
A young blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.
As
she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The
sign
says: "Sex Frogs!
Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way
home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is
specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog
to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing
happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She
re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet
store."
So, the blonde calls the pet store.
The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him
in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions.
The damn frog just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into
its
eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me!!!
I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
As
she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The
sign
says: "Sex Frogs!
Only $20 each! Comes with complete instructions."
The blonde excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her.
She
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the
instructions." The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way
home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the
instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is
specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog
to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise nothing
happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
She
re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet
store."
So, the blonde calls the pet store.
The man says, "I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him
in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions.
The damn frog just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into
its
eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me!!!
I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
You must be 
Dacotah # Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:03:34 AM
Bad WolfCois # Tuesday, July 10, 2007 10:51:24 AM
Dan Alexandrudantesoft # Tuesday, July 10, 2007 12:22:19 PM
This also reveals the pet shop owner as a ruthless predator of blondes, young creatures willing to have a go with anything above batrachians.
Jessicaatlavon # Saturday, July 14, 2007 2:16:04 PM
tufailsuperboysteaming # Saturday, July 14, 2007 6:44:39 PM
Dark FurieFurie # Monday, July 16, 2007 11:58:40 PM
Jessicaatlavon # Tuesday, July 17, 2007 3:45:44 AM
Dark FurieFurie # Tuesday, July 17, 2007 2:23:26 PM
*sets up a video camera in Jess's kitchen and links it to a paysite*
Jessicaatlavon # Saturday, August 11, 2007 2:08:31 PM
Dark FurieFurie # Sunday, August 12, 2007 12:57:10 PM
Bad WolfCois # Sunday, August 12, 2007 1:33:57 PM
Jessicaatlavon # Sunday, August 12, 2007 9:17:26 PM