Friday, 18. April 2008, 05:27:02
Friday, 18. April 2008, 05:24:17
Hi Friends,
When you feel like giving up, just take a moment and read this. This really changed my day.
Love you all!!!!
Don't give up.....
One day I decided to quit...
I quit my job, my relationship, my spirituality... I wanted to quit my life.
I went to the woods to have one last talk with God.
"God", I asked, "Can you give me one good reason not to quit?"
His answer surprised me...
"Look around", He said. "Do you see the fern and the bamboo?"
"Yes", I replied.
"When I planted the fern and the bamboo seeds, I took very good care of them.
I gave them light.
I gave them water.
The fern quickly grew from the earth.
Its brilliant green covered the floor.
Yet nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo.
In the second year the Fern grew more vibrant and plentiful.
And again, nothing came from the bamboo seed. But I did not quit on the bamboo. He said.
"In year three there was still nothing from the bamboo seed.
But I would not quit.
> In year four, again, there was nothing from the bamboo seed. I would
not quit." He said.
> "Then in the fifth year a tiny sprout emerged from the earth. Compared
> to the fern it was seemingly small and insignificant...But just 6
> months later the bamboo rose to over 100 feet tall.
> It had spent the five years growing roots. Those roots made it strong and gave it what it needed to survive.
> I would not give any of my creations a challenge it could not handle."
He asked me. "Did you know, my child, that all this time you have been struggling, you have actually been growing roots".
"I would not quit on the bamboo.
I will never quit on you."
"Don't compare yourself to others."
He said.
"The bamboo had adifferent Purpose than the fern.
Yet they both make the forest beautiful."
"Your time will come", God said to me.
"You will rise high"
"How high should I rise?"
I asked.
"How high will the bamboo rise?" He asked in return.
"As high as it can?" I questioned.
"Yes." He said, "Give me glory by rising as high as you can."
I left the forest and brought back this story.
I hope these words can help you see that God will never give up on you.
Never, Never, Never Give up.
Friday, 18. April 2008, 05:22:53
Hi everyone, Jessica here
There will be a yard sale on Saturday, (26 TH April 2008) at my place.
(If you're going to come, let me know and I'll give you my address and the directions). Apologies for the short notice.
A bit embarrassing really, but because of my current situation (debts, living expenses, and all the partying etc.) I'm finding money a bit tight, so I've decided to have a garage sale and hopefully I'll make some money. Everything must go and is very negotiable, so don’t be shy to make an offer.
Desperate times call for desperate measures!! I am sure that I will get out of this mess sooner or later but in the meantime...
I've taken a photo of my stuff, if you see anything you like, please let me know as soon as possible so I can save it for you, assuming the price is right.
Hope you can make it!
Kind regards
View photo below. ..
Friday, 18. April 2008, 05:17:32
Guys no offence ok just is just a little sumthing to those guys who think women are only good for 1 thing.........lol
couldnt have said it better .....A poem for girls... I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without getting a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my a$$.
My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I won't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch!
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, cause I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest !!!
I don't have a problem,
With expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it? You DICK!?!
Friday, 18. April 2008, 05:11:52
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
An angel appeared and said,
'Why are you spending so much time on this one?'
And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands.'
The angel was astounded at the requirements.
'Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.'
'But I won't, ' the Lord protested.
'I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
She already heals herself when she is sick
AND can work 18 hour days.'
The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'
'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,
'but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'
'Will she be able to think?', asked the angel.
The Lord replied,
'Not only will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and negotiate.'
The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.'
'That's not a leak,'
the Lord corrected,
'that's a tear!'
'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.
The Lord said, 'The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her grief and her pride.'
The angel was impressed.
'You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.'
And she is!
Women have strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take 'no' for an answer
when they believe there is a better solution.
They go without so their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they hear about
a birth or a wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member,
yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours.
They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends.
Women have vital things to say and everything to give
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.
Wednesday, 9. April 2008, 15:07:46
YOU CLIMB A MOUNTAIN ONE STEP AT A TIME
Everyone who got where they arehad to begin where they were.
Your opportunity for success is right in front of you.
To attain success or to reach your goal, don't worry about
having all the answers in advance.
You just need to have a clear idea
of your goal and move toward it.
Don't procrastinate when faced with a difficult problem.
Break your problems into parts and handle one part at a time.
Develop a tendency toward action.
You can make something happen today.
Break your big plan for success into small steps
and take the first step right away.
Success starts with a first step.
Thursday, 20. December 2007, 11:57:15
A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is standing
Outside Of the ladies dressing room waiting for his Mom to come out.
While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his hand up a mannequin's
skirt.
"Get your Hand out of there!" She shouts.
"Don't you know that women have teeth down there?"
The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and thanks his lucky
stars he didn't get bitten.
For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing all women have teeth between their legs.
When he's 16, he gets a girlfriend.
One night, while her parents are out of town, she invites him over
for a little action.
After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she says, "You know, you could go a little further if you
want." What do you mean?" he asks.
"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says, pointing
to her crotch.
"Hell no," he cries, "You've got teeth down there!"
"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing as Teeth down there!"
"Yes, there are," he says, "my Mom told me so."
"No, there aren't," she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her
pants and gives him a little peek
"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all women have
teeth down there."
"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her panties,
throws her legs behind her head and says,
"LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."
The boy takes a good long look and replies, "Well, after seeing the
condition of those gums, I'm not surprised!"
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