Luckily this one wasn't a personal expierence...
Tuesday, 19. June 2007, 09:00:40
WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE !!
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that,
he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to my hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand!!??"
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" I said. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and proceeded to close the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that,
he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to my hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
I stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning. What part of broke do you not understand!!??"
WIDGETIZE
silent_space # 19. June 2007, 13:05
Furie # 21. June 2007, 13:26
Xeivo # 27. June 2007, 03:35
I haven't heard somthin that funny for AGES! This is great! Where do get all of this stuff?!
You gotta tell me!
Jessica # 27. June 2007, 05:08
Glad you like it Xeivo...
Xeivo # 27. June 2007, 05:17
Dennis # 21. August 2007, 00:47
Furie # 21. August 2007, 01:04
Dennis # 21. August 2007, 06:56
And If you worked outside, you say to yourself, "Damn, I used to be able to (x) now I can only(x-) "
Furie # 21. August 2007, 07:48