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Tips for ladies for 2008

Monday, December 3, 2007 6:25:36 AM

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt ... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila

4. In need of a support group - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just my personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons in 2008 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember every good looking, sweet, single male is someone else's ex boyfriend!

For those who thought they knew everything!Girls and guy facts=How true is this?

Comments

Bad WolfCois Monday, December 3, 2007 8:33:06 AM

women..rolleyes

Jessicaatlavon Monday, December 3, 2007 8:38:58 AM

men.. rolleyes

Attila attilasoul Monday, December 3, 2007 11:42:39 AM

2. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour.



Oh yes, that is so true! yes

H82typ Tuesday, December 18, 2007 7:16:48 AM

12a.or he's someones boyfriend now.bigeyes

Jessicaatlavon Tuesday, December 18, 2007 7:26:57 AM

talking bout yourself?? p

H82typ Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:05:26 AM

nolol

Jessicaatlavon Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:18:14 AM

WHAT!?
You're not good looking and sweet?

H82typ Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:22:39 AM

Neither.left Not publicly,anyway. They call me "The Iceman" at work, and I have a beard because it covers up a whole bunch of ugly!bigsmile

Jessicaatlavon Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:24:53 AM

bigeyes

i wanna see proof... rolleyes

H82typ Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:35:40 AM

Go to my photo album, 2 pics there. One bearded, one not.

H82typ Tuesday, December 18, 2007 11:37:16 AM

Or you could spend Christmas week in N.Y.
whistlelol

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