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Boiling eggs...

MORNING SEX -
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,

'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said,

'Thanks,' and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: NEW LAW

Comments

Spaggyj Thursday, December 20, 2007 10:57:42 AM

lol

Jessicaatlavon Thursday, December 20, 2007 12:19:00 PM

smile Men.
Very predictable. rolleyes

Bad WolfCois Thursday, December 20, 2007 5:21:20 PM

Wow.. those eggs must be boiled solid..p women.. never know even one real man..

Djordje Gavrilovicdjosh_losh Thursday, March 20, 2008 12:06:43 AM

banana

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