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Boiling eggs...

MORNING SEX -
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,

'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said,

'Thanks,' and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED: NEW LAW

Comments

Kimmie 20. December 2007, 10:57

:lol:

Jessica 20. December 2007, 12:19

:smile: Men.
Very predictable. :rolleyes:

Cois 20. December 2007, 17:21

Wow.. those eggs must be boiled solid..p: women.. never know even one real man..

Djordje Gavrilovic 20. March 2008, 00:06

banana

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