Jessica

MEN NEVER LISTEN...

Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:31:22 AM

On a flight to Singapore, a gentleman had made several attempts
to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

The flight attendant noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not
to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there, he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch.

Each button was identified by letters:
WW - WA - PP - and a red one labelled - ATR.

Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.

He pushed WW.
Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent
of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.

The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender
loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to
push the ATR button -

Which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing, he knew he was in a hospital.

As he opened his eyes, a nurse was starring down at him with a
smirk on her face.

"What happened?" he exclaimed.
"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.
"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover...

Your balls are in the bucket under the bed"...

K@k praatWater scam!!!!!!

Comments

Sarah angel292005 # Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:55:51 AM

Spaggyj # Tuesday, April 29, 2008 3:35:39 PM

Dacotah # Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:24:18 PM

Jessicaatlavon # Wednesday, April 30, 2008 5:27:16 AM

Martin Ouellettemartinouellette # Wednesday, April 30, 2008 7:55:58 PM

Just the balls?

Well... yeah it's enough.

Mad Scientistqlue # Thursday, May 1, 2008 6:37:10 AM

OUCH!

SIRAN M. YATESsiran11 # Friday, May 9, 2008 2:40:29 PM

OMG!

Shaene RichardsShaenerichards # Saturday, May 10, 2008 8:28:49 PM

Ouch! I don't think he'll be using a public toilet for a while

ha ha

Mad Scientistqlue # Friday, May 16, 2008 12:27:40 PM

I don't think he'll be using a toilet of any kind.

happyforyoursbrains2020 # Friday, May 30, 2008 10:08:14 AM

oh that was a nice story ,it reminded me of an incident i had in Dubai airport,i had to wait for my plane to Kenya,for 2 days .One early morning i went to the toilet it was early morning ,i am shortsighted,and i was still sleepy,the men and womens bathroom were side by side i did a mistake going into the women room i was washing my face when the lady cleaner went in to do the morning cleaning ,she was appalled to see me there ,and shouted ,if you dont get out of here ,i will call the police ,i was very amazed ,but all in a sudden i knew the mistake i have done ,so i went out ,but still i was angry ,for what if i was wrong ,even if a lady came so what i will know by then and excuse myself out ,and no harm done ,obviously ,some men have done it before with ill intensions,well it was not nice at all that i take the burdon of somebody else mistakes and ill doings

Jessicaatlavon # Friday, May 30, 2008 2:52:40 PM

honest mistake...

happyforyoursbrains2020 # Friday, May 30, 2008 3:00:17 PM

it truely was ,i have not had a good night sleep by then for 2 days ,so i do not think i deserve such treatment ,by the woman cleaner,ha ha ,but it was so funny ,i remember how i hurried out ,i was so scared really ,they would think i was some kind of a pervert