MEN NEVER LISTEN...
Tuesday, April 29, 2008 11:31:22 AM
to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
The flight attendant noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promise not
to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there, he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters:
WW - WA - PP - and a red one labelled - ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.
He pushed WW.
Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.
A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent
of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure.
The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to
push the ATR button -
Which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing, he knew he was in a hospital.
As he opened his eyes, a nurse was starring down at him with a
smirk on her face.
"What happened?" he exclaimed.
"You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse.
"The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover...
Your balls are in the bucket under the bed"...