Oh that's just sad!

AWWW Here is the ad:

If you can find it in your heart to donate just one bottle of SMIRKOFF to each child... We can be sure to turn many into drinkers by age ten...

Just a few dollars buys a child a dream... A nice numb inducing dream... They will forever be thankful for your kind donation.

For hose who donate a case to one child under five...
We now have a special BEER KEG we will also donate to that same child.

Also you can be assired you will see their progress into becoming a drunk. We do not just send pictures anymore... Not with YouTube avialable... We will send you an e-mail with the link to your childs YouTube videos of them growing up on SMIRKOFF...

Please go to SMIRKOFF.DRINKme.NOW.More.Com.Hicc-up/ or is it \ I caaa-aannn T.. tell... Gove me another bottle wouldja?

( ok no real kids had really been harmed in tha imagination of Kite's pretend parody ad ) However Kite was affected by all the free full bottles he got from S, S- SMm Smmm ... OH That nice place that gives me these free bottils... @,@ Was was harmed in the nmsd making of this... O,o THUD.... Another round for ebery one... FUMP... Passing out now...

THAT IS A FUNNY PICTURE! Nice work... Muhahaha....

Dead Puppies the SONG Next....

And after Rollie Pollie Fish heads... Eat them up YUMMM the song....

This is the DR DEEEEEEEMENTOOOO SHOW.... Sayaing stay silly until next time...