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Names of drugs ~ Viagra

Thursday, 6. March 2008, 05:16:07

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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. has announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

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Comments

Cois 6. March 2008, 05:32

:lol::lol: those names will work.. p: are you in heat Tilla?

Darko 6. March 2008, 05:49

:lol:
"Mount & Do", sounds like a "Just do it" P:

Dacotah 6. March 2008, 06:00

:eyes: :D

Attila 6. March 2008, 06:54

@ Cois ~ I think that is quite impolite to ask a girl like that! :rolleyes:

@ Darko ~ I think that's the point! :D

@ Carol ~ *Hugs* :smile:

theoddbod 6. March 2008, 07:47

:rolleyes:

Attila 6. March 2008, 08:03

:D

Attila 6. March 2008, 08:24

What? You don't think Dixafix would be a giant hit? :lol:

You Can't Kill The Metal - The Metal Will Live On 6. March 2008, 08:41

*shakes head, laughing*

Cois 6. March 2008, 09:42

You're not a girl remember!:cat::D

Attila 6. March 2008, 10:59

It's still not polite, Cois! :cat:

P:

The Dark Furie 6. March 2008, 11:02

:lol: Time for someone to be spayed...

Dacotah 6. March 2008, 13:26

*Hugs* Tilla :smile:

Attila 6. March 2008, 16:10

If you take me to that vet again Mik, then I will pay you back for it! :mad:

The Dark Furie 6. March 2008, 17:57

Good! They're bloody expensive over here. :mad:

Attila 6. March 2008, 18:46

:rolleyes:

Well, I won't pay the money it costs!

Marcus 6. March 2008, 23:25

:lol: You are such a naughty kitty, Attila! p:

Attila 7. March 2008, 05:12

I am? :left:

- I didn't even notice! P:

The Dark Furie 7. March 2008, 08:55

Fine. No headache pills for you then. :mad:

r♡se 7. March 2008, 10:00

:lol:

Nicolas Borgsmidt 7. March 2008, 12:06

Springggg is surely comin your way Tillie :eyes:

Attila 7. March 2008, 17:26

Fine, Mik. I am trying to quit anyway! :mad:

:wink: @ Rose

Nic ~ If that's true, then it's got to come your way too! :left:

Nicolas Borgsmidt 7. March 2008, 19:19

:o: It´s already here

Attila 7. March 2008, 19:39

:lol:

Nicolas Borgsmidt 7. March 2008, 19:42

:happy:

Marcus 7. March 2008, 23:00

I happen to notice who's naughty or nice, Attila :whistle:

Attila 8. March 2008, 05:03

You're Santa Claus? :eyes:

Marcus 8. March 2008, 05:19

Nope, I'm not Sante Claws, but you have been a naughty p:

Attila 8. March 2008, 05:29

have not! :left:

Marcus 8. March 2008, 05:34

:sst: Yea you have, Santa Claus himself told me! :whistle:

Attila 8. March 2008, 05:34

When it comes from you, I believe it was Mrs. Santa who told you! :lol:

Marcus 8. March 2008, 05:35

:lol: And you were mentioned by name as the Naughty Kitty! p:

Attila 8. March 2008, 05:36

Goddamnit! Does that mean I won't get any presents for Christmas? awww

Marcus 8. March 2008, 05:38

:sst: I put in a good word for you and you won't be getting a lump of coal in your stocking. You will be getting presents :smile:

Attila 8. March 2008, 05:40

And is it Mrs. Santa that you will speak to again? :D

Marcus 8. March 2008, 05:55

I think it will be :left:

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