Attila

Soft Lips

Friday, 1. August 2008, 04:56:08

It has been proved that construction workers are more liable to get lip cancer than other workers. A big labour union here (3F) has just made a coorperation with the Danish Cancer society to make their building constructors wear lip sunscreen in order to decrease the number of cancer cases.

The labour union made a phone number for the workers to call. When they call they reach Miss Hotlips, who has a very sexy voice. She says:

Hey Handyman! *moan*
I am sooo glad you called. I have waited for you. Are we all alone? *moan* It's hot in here don't you think? Are you also warm, all over? *moan* I am just rubbing my soft smooth lips. *moan* They get soo smooth and wet... *moan* What about you, bad boy? Do you have any protection? Are you already wearing it? *moan* Press "1" for yes and "2" for no.
<dialer presses "1">
Ooohhh that was good. Woooow! You are already wearing the protection! *moan* You are such a naughty boy. *moan* When you wear sunscreen on your lips you'll have just as soft and smooth lips as mine. *moan* And you'll also avoid lip cancer. *moan* Mmmmmhhhh (...)

So, the building constructors labor union thinks that their members don't understand a regular message without disguising it as phone sex. I would be offended if I was a member of that union!

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Comments

Christopher DaSilva # 1. August 2008, 05:05

LOL.

Darko # 1. August 2008, 05:39

Okaaaayyyyyy

*dials the number*

Attila # 1. August 2008, 05:44

I even concidered to post the number, but I guess it'll be too expensive to call abroad.

Kimmie # 1. August 2008, 07:44

That's... Ridiculous! *shakes head*

Santa Furie # 1. August 2008, 08:12

Sex sells, always has. You think Britney Spears got famous for her talent, or for dancing in a skimpy school uniform singing about being hit (spanked) again?

The smart thing is that the message is funny. These guys will tell each other about it and those that wouldn't bother calling a number for information will actually call this just to hear what's said. It's the same principle as the Facebook Stalker song being used to get the message to kids that the web is full of freaks.

r♡se # 1. August 2008, 08:47

Wow... I wonder what the message is if 2 is pressed...

Cois # 1. August 2008, 09:46

post the number! worldcall cards work fine..

. How many times have you called the number Tilla just to know where all the moans are?

Attila # 1. August 2008, 10:21

@ Kimmie ~ I think the same, but of course you already knew that from the post.

@ Mik ~ I know that sex sells, but I am not sure if you don't talk down to the workers this way. The campaign hasn't been evaluated yet, but I hope they will measure the rate of succes by trying to count the number of workers they made wear lip sunscreen rather than on the number of times the number was called.
I never understood what that Britney song was about anyway.

@ Rose ~ Allright. I called her for you. She said: oh no, have you forgotten protection? *moan* Well, then we can't go on baby. That won't do. Real men always have always something ready in their pocket. Call me again. And bring some protection. Come on baby, I am all ready! *moan* <click>

@ Cois ~ Naaah, you don't understand Danish anyway!
I called the number 8-10 times to get this message. I had to translate it to you know.

r♡se # 1. August 2008, 10:38

I hope it's a toll-free number!

Attila # 1. August 2008, 10:47

I hope so too!