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Insomnia - a book

Monday, 24. March 2008, 11:36:41

I got "Insomnia" by Stephen King for my birthday. I love Stephen King books, so I have read the first 100 pages already. I like the way he portraits his charachters.

Anyway, this book is about an old guy who suffers from insomnia. And everybody happens to know the perfect cure for insomnia, from camomille tea to cannabis, from herbal pills to listening to classical music.

Ok, let me get to the point of this post. This morning I read a phrase that made me laugh so hard I nearly peed in my pants! I'll translate it to you:

There was some piece of advice, he didn't try. There was some vitamins that he couldn't afford, being a pensionist, and a yoga position, called "The Dreamer". (The way the mailman described it, The Dreamer sounded like a good way to study your own haemorrhoids!)

*Falls off chair again, laughing hard*

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Lesbian Fantasy

Thursday, 20. March 2008, 14:45:14

Fun, Blogger, Women

I promised Mik to post a photo for him because we talked about why gay women are more accepted than gay men.

Why is it that so many men fantasize about lesbians?

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Having sex with a cowboy?

Wednesday, 19. March 2008, 06:17:43

Fun

Prior to her trip to Texas , Buffy (a New Yorker), confided to her co-workers she had three goals for her trip to the Lone Star State.

1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And..
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon returning, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

'Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'

'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes... those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them to the ground! It is just incredible!'

They then asked, 'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'

'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'

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Names of drugs ~ Viagra

Thursday, 6. March 2008, 05:16:07

Fun, Trivia

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen.
Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. has announced that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

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Hungry

Sunday, 2. March 2008, 05:44:35

Cats, cartoons, Fun

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Badly designed logos

Thursday, 21. February 2008, 05:11:42

Fun, Sign

Sometimes logos are so badly designed that you to ask youself if these people had professional help to design them?

I am so glad I got a wireless mouse!

Religious Truths

Wednesday, 13. February 2008, 06:13:38

Fun, Thoughts

It is important for ALL faiths to recognize these Four Great Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize the Jews as God's chosen people.

2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.

4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

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Important rule in the art of photography

Saturday, 9. February 2008, 06:04:55

Fun, Photo

There are some rules that are important when you take photos. I will not bore you with details about how to make sure that the photos aren't blurry, neither with facts about shutter speed and other (to me) important facts.

But there is one thing that is very important that you do, before you decide to show your photos to others.

Check the background. Please!

Don't forget it!

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Phone Problem

Sunday, 27. January 2008, 08:36:05

Fun, phone

A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.

The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring.

Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:

1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.

2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.

3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.

4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.

5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.

Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.

Thought you'd like to know.