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Boyfriend vs. TV

Thursday, 4. September 2008, 04:48:58

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'

The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'

The minister fainted.

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Comments

Dacotah 4. September 2008, 04:53

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Attila 4. September 2008, 04:53

P:

Darko 4. September 2008, 05:01

:lol::lol:

Dacotah 4. September 2008, 05:02

selurus 4. September 2008, 05:19

:lol:

theoddbod 4. September 2008, 06:51

:rolleyes:

Attila 4. September 2008, 07:08

:cat:

r♡se 4. September 2008, 07:59

*groan* p:

David Scott Aubrey 4. September 2008, 08:18

:lol: And she got quite a reception after it! :wink:

r♡se 4. September 2008, 08:30

Why the TV is better than a boyfriend? The TV has a remote :D.

Dacotah 4. September 2008, 08:35

:yes: You have control over it, you can turn it off and on whenever you would like too. :D

The Dark Furie 4. September 2008, 09:13

Yeah! Women can't turn a guy on when they want to. p:

Classic joke, cat. :D

David Scott Aubrey 4. September 2008, 09:23

And some of us are in widescreen!

Cois 4. September 2008, 11:57

:lol::lol:

Dacotah 4. September 2008, 13:22

:lol: :lol: :lol: :whistle:

Aadil 4. September 2008, 14:18

-(

Stomyr 4. September 2008, 15:25

xD

Dacotah 4. September 2008, 16:19

:D

Ripp 4. September 2008, 17:51

nice

dɹɐzılpǝkɔıw ɐʞɐ ɹǝɥgɐllɐg lǝbɐsı 4. September 2008, 17:57

***groan*** p:

Nicolas Borgsmidt 4. September 2008, 21:21

Okie! :D

Kimmie 5. September 2008, 20:30

LOL

Moesring 6. September 2008, 08:51

The only problem with jokes like this is that I can't imagine any 5-year-old saying "She's banging her boyfriend". A young child would never think up such a double-entendre. :no:

Does Tilla prefer the TV or boyfriends? Or does she prefer having her belly rubbed? :sherlock::D

Attila 6. September 2008, 11:46

TV or boyfriends is easy to choose between. I hardly ever watch TV. :D
I can't remember having ever said no to a nice belly rub. :happy:

theoddbod 6. September 2008, 11:54

What about from this guy? p:

Attila 6. September 2008, 11:58

I always hated that guy. Luckily he was never in my neighbourhood. P:

Moesring 6. September 2008, 12:26

You've never said no to a belly rub before? Even if Mik offers? :eyes:

:wonders if Tilla wants a belly rub :D:

Attila 6. September 2008, 12:28

Mik has never offered me a belly rub - if that happens that will be the first time I'll say no thank you. :D

:yes: Of course she does! :yes:

Moesring 6. September 2008, 15:13

that will be the first time I'll say no thank you.


You'd be that calm and civil? I would have thought you would respond with your claws and ninja skills :lol:

:gives Tilla a big belly rub, almost as good as rose-marie's:

The Dark Furie 6. September 2008, 17:23

*pulls off Moe mask halfway through the belly rub and draws his sword*

Attila 6. September 2008, 19:54

*Looks at the hallucinating troll and purrs at Moe*
You're right. You're almost as good at it as Rose. :yes:

The Dark Furie 6. September 2008, 19:57

*decapitates the mad cat*

Attila 6. September 2008, 19:59

*Looks up "decapitate" in the dictionary*

Oh...

*stables head back on and castrates the troll with my sharp claws*

The Dark Furie 6. September 2008, 20:01

*replaces definition of castrate with "cuts toenails" in the dictionary*

Attila 6. September 2008, 20:08

*Cuts them so he never needs to cut them again. Ever!* :devil:

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