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Switching to Facebook?

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The Danish Ministry of Health's prevention commission is concerned about the legality of Facebook. The commission wants to know if the personal information posted on a person's profile is covered under Danish law when users log onto the Danish version of the website, or by California law, where the Facebook company is registered.

Facebook has around 700,000 Danish users, all of whom have agreed to the Facebook terms of use.

The terms and conditions of signing up to the website include a clause that allows for the terms to be changed without any notice to the user. The user also loses any right to the information they post of their personal profile.

Anette Høyrup, a lawyer with the commission, said that by agreeing to this condition, a user is giving Facebook the right to save and use personal information in the future, even if the user has removed it from their profile page.

This means that the things you write can haunt you many years later, without you being able to do anything about it. This term is in clear conflict with Danish personal data laws, because in Denmark it is illegal to save information about people for ever and use it commercially behind their backs.

Google faced harsh criticism when it was discovered that its new browser was launched with similarly dubious data protection terms and conditions as Facebook’s. Google later announced that it is changing the terms to offer consumers more privacy, and the prevention commission has urged Facebook to do the same.

I think I'll just stay here at MyOpera. :happy:

Speaking of the Olympics...

Heaven?

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Teacher fired

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I read on the news that the headmaster at an Århus area school believed a teacher's placement of a song about having sex that included 'dirty words' on his homepage crossed the line of acceptable behaviour for a teacher and fired him.

The teacher had only been employed as a substitute teacher for 11 and 12-year-olds at Tilst School since March. But the uploading of his song 'Adam and Eva' to his personal homepage made his employment short-termed.

I searched the web for the song that caused such a dramatic step, and honestly, that's the worst song text I've ever read. It's in Danish, so I can't just copy the lyrics in here, but the first verse goes like this:

it's only
it's only
it's only cunt I want
it's only cunt I want
I am a horny pig
I am a horny pig
I am a horny pig
I am a horny pig
I am a horny pig
I am a horny pig
I am a horny pig
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck


And so on, and so on....

I think you deserve getting fired when you write such crappy texts! :rolleyes:


Bitter...?

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Funny Tech Support Calls

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Here are some conversations that make you go Homer: Doh!!





Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one…




Tech support: Click on the "my computer" icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?




Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says "Can't find printer". I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it…




Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a colour printer?
Customer: Aaaah..... thank you. <click>




Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.




Tech support: Your password is the small letter "a" as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7.
Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?




Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five stars.




Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Customer: Netscape.
Tech support: That's not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.




Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.




Tech support: Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager.
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: "P" ... on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!!

Receiving stuff in e-mails

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Tech Support

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Here is a couple of stories told by tech supporters:

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Google is your friend

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And now you know why!

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Do you ever get annoyed when you reach the 404?



Please don't. 404 is your friend. It just wants to help you get where you want to go. It might intimidate you at first. But just think about it for a minute: 404 is baring its soul for you. It gives you its message and asks nothing in return. No login and password, no banner ads, no mailing list to keep you informed of future updates. All 404 has, it offers to you, knowing the likelihood that you will scorn it nonetheless, and leave as quickly as you came in. And 404 will continue to do so for every visitor, regardless of color, religion, or gender. 404 is nothing if not fair.

So think of 404 as an oasis on the web. It's perfectly satisfied if you just sit there and do nothing. 404 doesn't care how many visitors it's had since 8/1/03, and it's not tracking your click-through rate. So consider just hanging out for a while and relaxing.