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Fame!

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I get quite a lot of hits from this site:
http://bbs.onlybestlinks.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=68&sid=feb6753e11ee554aadd56365c30181cf
It makes me feel a little bit famous. :happy:

Here's a couple of the traditional searches:

6/20 5:30:38 PM Mason, Ohio, US 65.189.49.94
Search: where do people eat sparrows?
I get quite many searches about sparrows. More than I get on cats, strangely enough. P:

6/20 4:22:14 PM
Cleveland, Ohio, US 204.16.90.210
Search: queen margrethe how tall
:lol: Yes, our queen is pretty tall. I don't know how tall excactly though. :left:

6/23 11:27:07 AM
Saratov, Russian Federation 78.29.73.71 yandex.ru/yandsearch?text='see child porn'
You just get the fuck out of my blog you moron! :mad:


6/28 6:06:51 PM Kedzierzyn-kozle, Opole, Poland 83.4.36.1
Search: tilla masala recipe
Ahhh, TRS is beginning to spread all over the world! :happy:

6/29 12:17:41 PM Ernakulam, Kerala, India 117.196.140.101
Search: www.male lesbian .com
It occurs to me that many men think of themselves as lesbians. P:

6/30 3:08:23 AM Chambersburg, Pennsylvania, US 68.81.222.91
Search: do anteaters bite people
Not unless you are so stupid to stick your lollipop in their cage! :bomb: P:

7/10 9:19:32 AM New Delhi, Delhi, India 203.145.131.216
Search: little girls porn
I guess there is nothing I can do about this when the idiot comes from India. But I sure would like to do something ugly to him that involved a big blunt knife and his testicles! :mad:

7/14 9:57:27 PM Milan, Lombardia, Italy 213.140.17.104
Search: deaf bikers m.c
It is the weirdest searches I get. Deaf Bikers. Hmm... :confused:

7/20 4:49:25 PM
Brooklyn, New York, US 208.120.236.98
Search: zodiac cancer doesn't call you
Er ok, thanks for the information. I'll remember that 'till later... :left:

Troll Trouble

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Would you like to figure out how to deal with it?

Read my new book:


It will make your life so much easier. :happy:

More Searches from HitsLink

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Here are some more of the searches that brings people to my blog. :smile:
5/5 1:00:04 AM
Las Vegas, Nevada, US 76.2.143.147 Search: hissing bird

Those birds that hiss, are the most tastefull too. :D

5/5 1:41:25 AM
Lisbon, Lisboa, Portugal 81.84.7.178 Search: ass jeans

Ass jeans? WTF is that?

5/5 3:17:39 AM
UK 195.93.21.130 Search: dwarf women

Buzz off, perv! :lol:

5/9 4:56:10 PM
Columbus, Ohio, US 69.210.209.112 Search: genital wart cartoon

I can't believe all the gross things people are searching for! :rolleyes:

5/13 3:30:58 PM
Værløse, Kobenhavn, Denmark 195.41.70.134 Search: copenhagen carnival 2008 pictures
Aller Press A/S

See, this is really interesting. Not that someone is searching for carneval photos, but that the searcher comes from Aller Press. Aller is a big magazine company, so you should think they had photographers of their own if they want photos from the carnival, right?! I hope they remember that there's copyright on my photos! :left:

5/22 8:16:51 PM
Sun City, California, US 71.110.24.141 Search: masturbating hair dryers

Sometimes you just don't believe your eyes when you check your HitsLink statistics. There are so many kinky people out there... :lol:

5/27 5:40:19 AM
Juana Diaz, Puerto Rico 206.248.119.17 Search: cookie.darko

Weird. Very weird. :left: But the cookies are all mine! :mad:



30,000 visitors!

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It is time for another party! :hat:

The number of visitors to my blog has now passed 30,000...!

I am amazed how fast it suddenly went!

So - thank you for stopping by, both to you who come here by accident, and of course to you who think this place is worth another visit! - And thanks for being who you are.


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New Hits

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You can just skip this post if you are getting tired of my HitsLink posts.
I think it's great fun to see what people really come to find. For instance:

4/2 7:20:04 AM
Bangkok, Krung Thep, Thailand 58.9.144.100 Search: bad hair
and
4/2 7:25:48 AM
Fort Lauderdale, Florida, US 65.34.251.246 Search: cold tits
It is really flattering that people come here to look for bad hair and cold tits! NOT!!! :mad:

4/2 8:33:03 PM
Raleigh, North Carolina, US 56.0.143.25 Search: attilasoul opera com chat
I always find it a little weird when people search for attilasoul, and not just attila. It sounds as if they sort of know me... :insane:

4/7 6:45:14 AM
Denton, Texas, US 68.185.192.179 Search: hysteria attila
No I am not! :irked:

4/8 4:31:10 PM
Hatfield, Norfolk, UK 149.254.200.225 Search: attilasoul all work and no...
No what? :wink:

4/9 6:14:00 AM
Murrells Inlet, South Carolina, US 70.61.218.100 Search: touching tits
In your dreams, mate! :rolleyes:

4/13 3:18:44 AM
Lindfield, New South Wales, AU 220.233.207.165 Search: "look at my balls" cat "look at them"
People are so optimistic. :lol:

From my days away from MyOpera

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This is just an attempt to show you a few registrations of my days off from here.


Arriving at the Hotel.

It was like an old manor, but the interior was modern. They marketed themselves as environmentally conscious, so the key cards were made of wood.

Read more...

Gone

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As the observant reader may have noticed, I will be absent for a little while. I am on my way to the train station now, going on a short business trip. I will be back tomorrow evening, probably very late, so there won't be any morning post tomorrow, and perhaps not Thursday either. awww

I'll miss being here, even though I am only gone for a couple of days.

Please try to behave while I'm away. :heart:

Off topic post

For comments not suitable elsewhere, use this please.

Hit me baby one more time

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Here is another bunch of quotes from my HitsLink account. :smile:

2/7 11:50:29 PM US 71.175.134.90 Search: how many people had aids in december?
You think people are more sexually active in December? Well, due to statistics more people are divorced in January than in other months, so perhaps there is some truth in it. P:

2/8 6:12:50 PM US 71.189.225.162 Search: attila mall

Wow, my own mall! I am telling you: There are going to be a lot of shoe shops in it! :yes:

2/10 5:32:58 PM San Marcos, Texas, US 72.48.98.173 Search: 80s fashion model atilla
No no, that's not me. Sorry guys! P:

2/20 4:09:38 AM Bombay, Maharashtra, India 59.183.133.136 Search: how to pronounce "attila
Someone is actually searching a website to figure out how to pronounce something? :eyes: Anyway, you can just call me Tilla like the others do.

2/24 7:24:46 AM Bombay, Maharashtra, India 121.247.78.244 Search: viberator users+females
I have searches for "viberator" every single day. Why is it that people can't spell vibrator? :left:

Anniversary

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Do you know when you have the feeling of when a certain thing is going to happen, and then you are wrong? Like, a friends birthday or an appointment, and then you end up being late because you were wrong about the date or the time.

Well, I was sure that I made this account in February last year, and even though I had started thinking about what to put up for my one year anniversary here, I got very surprised when this message popped up:

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I have now been here for one year! That's really something, huh? I guess that means that it is true that time flies when you are having fun. :D

Time to celebrate now! :hat: