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Do not! Or else...

Tuesday, 17. June 2008, 04:02:16

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Freedom of Speech

Wednesday, 23. April 2008, 07:24:50

Denmark, Thoughts, Sign

Speaking of freedom of speech!

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Badly designed logos

Thursday, 21. February 2008, 05:11:42

Fun, Sign

Sometimes logos are so badly designed that you to ask youself if these people had professional help to design them?

I am so glad I got a wireless mouse!

Don't believe in everything you hear...

Thursday, 26. July 2007, 05:12:29

Fun, Sign

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Kids and religion

Monday, 2. July 2007, 08:20:48

Thoughts, Fun, Sign

Here are two examples of kids' reaction to stories from the bible:

About Lot's wife:
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Mik interrupted: "My Mummy looked back once, while she was driving," he announced triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!"

About the good samaritan:
Another Sunday School teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan, in which a man was beaten, robbed and left for dead. She described the situation in vivid details so her students would catch the drama.
Then she asked the class: "If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all bounded and bleeding, what would you do?"
A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence: "I think I'd throw up."

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English is not always easy

Saturday, 26. May 2007, 12:05:42

Fun, Sign

Especially when it's not your first language. Here are some some signs written by foreigners who are a little rusty on their English:

"Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time." -- A sign in a laundry in Rome.
"Deposit: The owner asks for a deposit of 25.000 ptas as a guarantee for the flat. This amount will be returned at the end of your stay if any damage has been done." -- A sign in a Spanish hotel.
"Caution Water On Road During Rain" -- A sign in Malaysia.
"Please to bathe inside the tub." -- A sign in a Japanese hotel room.
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." -- A sign in a Japanese hotel.
"Specialist in women and other diseases." -- A sign outside of Roman doctor's office.
"Please take one step forward and crap twice." -- A sign in a temple in China.
"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." -- A sign in a Budapest zoo
"Special Today - no ice cream" -- A sign at a Swiss inn.
"We take your bags and send them in all directions." -- A sign in a Copenhagen airline ticket office.