I heard a song on the radio the other day that I hadn't heard for a long time.
Sting wrote the song "Russians" in 1985 during the Cold War, a tense time when Russia and the United States felt threatened by the nuclear missiles they had pointed at each other.
"Oppenheimer's deadly toy" refers to the atomic bomb. Robert Oppenheimer was an American physicist who was considered "The father of the atomic bomb." He later regretted his creation, saying he intended it to be used for energy in peace time.
The melody was inspired by Russian composer Sergei Prokofiev's Romance Melody from the Lieutenant Kije Suite.
In Europe and America
there's a growing feeling of hysteria
Conditioned to respond to all the threats
In the rhetorical speeches of the Soviets
Mr. Krushchev said we will bury you
I don't subscribe to this point of view
It would be such an ignorant thing to do
If the Russian love their children too
How can I save my little boy
from Oppenheimer's deadly toy
There is no monopoly of common sense
On either side of the political fence
We share the same biology
Regardless of ideology
Believe me when I say to you
I hope the Russians love their children too
There is no historical precedent
To put words in the mouth of the president
There's no such thing as a winable war
It's a lie we don't believe anymore
Mr. Reagan says we will protect you
I don't subscribe to this point of view
Believe me when I say to you
I hope the Russians love their children too
We share the same biology
Regardless of ideology
What might save us me and you
Is that the Russians love their children too
Sometimes bands and singers come up with some really odd song titles. I collected some of the more weird Danish ones in this post. I translated the ones that weren't already in English - the translation is written in italic.
Alexanderband - Endelig død ~ Finally Dead Alexanderband - Super Jehova Alexanderband - Hamsterhjørnet ~ The Hamstercorner
pupil - Schæferhund (i sommerkjole) ~ German dog (in summerdress)
Ib Grønbech - Hvorfor må jeg Ikke få Beatleshår ~ Why can't I have Beatles hair
Red Warszawa - Børn er dumme og grimme ~ Children are stupid and ugly Red Warszawa - Pludselig får du cirkelspark af folk du ikke kender ~ Suddenly you get a circle kick from someone you don't know
Dan Turèll - Dagens Disney evangelium ~ Disney Gospel of the Day
DAD - It’sWhenIt’sWrongI’tsRight DAD - Naked (But still stripping)
Magtens Korridorer - Pisser på plakaten ~ Pissing on the Poster
Mew - Saviours of Jazz Ballet (Fear me, December) Mew - The Seething Rain Weeps for You (Uda Pruda)
Juncker - Kongen af Kartoffelvand ~ The king of Potatoe Water
I want to share a song by the Danish group D-A-D. Originally their name was Disneyland After Dark, but the Walt Disney Company thought that was an awfully bad idea, so they had to change it. D-A-D makes rock music, and have been playing together since the early 80s.
Sometimes they make something completely different. This song, "Counting the Cattle", were made for fun on the album "Call of the Wild" from 1986, and the group has said in interviews afterward that they were very surprised when they saw the fans' positive reactions to the song.
Here is the link for you phonies that can't use the player up there. Remember it's illegal to keep the file!
Here is the lyrics to this crazy song:
I'm countin' the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
I'm countin' the cattle
Just to check if there alive
I'm countin' the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
I'm countin' the cattle once again.
Well, the first little cow she went for a climb,
Fell off the mountain
- and then we were 9
The second little cow, she went out for a date
Discovered it was Wolfie
- and then we were 8
I'm countin'...
Well number 3 & number 4 they were longhorned chicks
- Met some horny bulls
And now I'm only countin' 6
Number 5, 6 & 7 went out without their key
They're hanging at the butchers
And I'm only counting 3
I'm countin'...
Well the 8 & 9 said: - We're never havin' fun!
They packed their things and left!
And I'm only countin' 1!!
Well here we are
Me and Molly
She is brown-spotted, cheerful
And she's jolly
She milks herself every day
And she promised me that she will stay!
Our son is a muuhtant
- But who gives a damn
- I mean, when the folks
Downtown, calls us:
Mister and mam!!
I read on the news that the headmaster at an Århus area school believed a teacher's placement of a song about having sex that included 'dirty words' on his homepage crossed the line of acceptable behaviour for a teacher and fired him.
The teacher had only been employed as a substitute teacher for 11 and 12-year-olds at Tilst School since March. But the uploading of his song 'Adam and Eva' to his personal homepage made his employment short-termed.
I searched the web for the song that caused such a dramatic step, and honestly, that's the worst song text I've ever read. It's in Danish, so I can't just copy the lyrics in here, but the first verse goes like this:
it's only it's only it's only cunt I want it's only cunt I want I am a horny pig I am a horny pig I am a horny pig I am a horny pig I am a horny pig I am a horny pig I am a horny pig fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
And so on, and so on....
I think you deserve getting fired when you write such crappy texts!