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Monday, 28. April 2008, 04:50:13

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"Cum for a good cause!"

Masturbators with exhibitionistic tendencies can now participate in Denmark's first masturbation marathon. The event takes place in Copenhagen on May 31st, and have the sex-environmental fighters "Fuck For Forest" as guests of honour.

Masturbate-a-thon is an event where people get sponsored in order to participate and masturbate. The idea is from the USA and goes back to 1999; where a group of people named Good Vibrations arranged the first masturbate-a-thon in San Francisco. The first European masturbate-a-thon meeting was set in London in 2006, and now the time has come to put up a race in Copenhagen.

As a participant in the event you are given the choice to jerk off for as long as you want to - or you can compete in one out of three disciplines:

1) Long term masturbation
2) Number of orgasms
3) Length of spurts

The organizers report that there are 50-60 entries for the time being...

Did you ever wonder...?What they say ~ on warning labels...

Comments

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Dacotah # 28. April 2008, 04:59

Dannii should enter.

gdare # 28. April 2008, 05:18

I just can`t believe this...

attilasoul # 28. April 2008, 05:42

I think it is funny news!

ripp2002 # 28. April 2008, 05:53

I do this every day

I knew I was missing out on something

attilasoul # 28. April 2008, 06:10

You just need some sponsors, Ripp!

gdare # 28. April 2008, 06:10

ripp, you can participate, win some money and give it for rain forests; that will help you be environmentaly conscious person

atlavon # 28. April 2008, 06:14

now you can get famous for it! We'll root for ya

Stomyr # 28. April 2008, 06:33

No comment - XD

theoddbod # 28. April 2008, 06:49

rose-marie # 28. April 2008, 07:27

I have to say, that third discipline seems... interesting

Spaggyj # 28. April 2008, 08:18

I remember reading about this a few years ago, the San Francisco one.

it's fucking weird! There were pictures and everything

Furie # 28. April 2008, 08:22

The things people do for charity.

"Hey there little Johnny, looks like you'll get to live after all. Some kind fellow participated in a sponsored wank in order to get this special expensive ointment for your wounds. Just rub it in twice a day."
Johnny died three days later after refusing to use his ointment.

attilasoul # 28. April 2008, 10:51

@ Jess ~ we sure will!

@ Stomyr & Mart ~

@ Rose ~ I think number three was originally meant for men, but...

@ Kimmie ~ Pictures?

That's is so weird. But I guess you have to be weird to participate in an event like this one.

@ Mik ~ Johnny was kind of sensitive anyway...

Spaggyj # 28. April 2008, 12:28

ripp2002 # 28. April 2008, 15:39

Originally posted by Altavon:

now you can get famous for it! We'll root for ya

I am not sure that is will make me famous, maybe infamous but not famous.

Maybe, I can be my own charity

atlavon # 28. April 2008, 18:46

You've had lots of practice.. You'll win for sure!

Then you can open Ripps Help House- where you'd help females in need..

just a thought...

Stomyr # 28. April 2008, 19:28

Yep "Fucking" weird - XD

Cois # 28. April 2008, 19:47

I know you're gonna be there to take pictures and participate Kitty!

ripp2002 # 28. April 2008, 21:48

I like that "Ripp's Help House"

decaspecht # 29. April 2008, 01:33

Hehehe

That's insane

yomeriux # 29. April 2008, 02:40

attilasoul # 29. April 2008, 05:14

@ Cois ~ Nahhh, I am not, neither one nor the other. In fact, I think it's difficult to imagine how all this is going to take place.

@ Ripp ~ I like it too!

Now we need to find you a slogan...

@ Andre & Marina

@ Jess ~ You are so creative!

ripp2002 # 29. April 2008, 05:59

Dehydrated? Cum in and leave with extra fluids

attilasoul # 29. April 2008, 06:03

Ewwwww that's gross!

ripp2002 # 29. April 2008, 06:06

What?????

attilasoul # 29. April 2008, 06:07

My imagination ran a little wild!

ripp2002 # 29. April 2008, 06:09

lucky you

attilasoul # 29. April 2008, 06:16

Not in this case!

decaspecht # 29. April 2008, 12:33

Will anyone try it?

attilasoul # 29. April 2008, 12:40

Because you don't want to go alone....?

decaspecht # 29. April 2008, 12:44

Psttt!! Don't reveal my secret!!!!

attilasoul # 29. April 2008, 12:48

But - I thought the main point of masturbation was... to be alone. Well... perhaps not.

decaspecht # 29. April 2008, 12:58

Hahahaha

No no no, forget it.. the point was that I didn't want to participate alone.. that's all

attilasoul # 29. April 2008, 13:11

Don't worry, your secret will stay safe with me

gdare # 29. April 2008, 13:16

And with all of us

attilasoul # 29. April 2008, 13:17

Sshhhhhh Darko, don't be so indiscrete!

cwbywz # 29. April 2008, 14:38

Well, it isn't like research to invent new antibodies or anything but at least the good old USA contributed something to the world.

attilasoul # 29. April 2008, 14:53

It is better than nothing, Rick.

ripp2002 # 29. April 2008, 16:36

I take offense to that; we have contributed a lot more useless things then just this

attilasoul # 29. April 2008, 16:51

Like what, for instance?

cwbywz # 29. April 2008, 17:03

Oh, I see an opportunity for another blog here!
A challenge to name three things we have contributed to the world!

attilasoul # 29. April 2008, 17:06

It will be sooo interesting to see the proposals!

ripp2002 # 29. April 2008, 17:10

there would need to be catagories to have any chance to make a list.

Three things...

1. The media world as society knows it today.
2. Pointless lawsuits (stole that from the other post,

)
3. Paris Hilton and Lindsey Lohan

with some serious thought I could come up with an honest list...

cwbywz # 29. April 2008, 17:18

1. The 64 pack of Crayolas.
2. Cher
3. The bra
4. Kevlar
5. Tupperware
6. The zipper
7. Escalator

ripp2002 # 29. April 2008, 17:27

some of those were good inventions

Who wants to see titties holding up pants

cwbywz # 29. April 2008, 17:36

Well, you know the old saying, "Once you've seen one pair of titties... you want to see them all."
Didn't think guys were that particular.