The thing about approaching forty...

...and sensing that your life might be on the point of beginning

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Ing! Ger! Lanky!

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So. I'm loved-up beyond belief: Wotserface has just got on the plane to NEW (no less) England -- what was wrong with the old one, eh? EH!? Oh.

Details of Wotserface's stay and my conviction, sans the sordid, that love, commitment, honesty and submission to the faith in the one conquers all will follow imminently, I'm sure.

In the meantime, and for your delectation, I give you: Peter TIMBERRRRR Crouch. (I know I'm being cruel -- he's more of an athlete than me, look: eyes on the ball, head level, etc., but...)

AAAAAWWWWW!!!!

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Itchy feetily waiting to leave for the airport to meet Wotserface. In the meantime, and in an attempt to stop fidgeting for 10 mins, BLESS!!!










It's all happening...

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I've just got back from seeing my dad in Seattle; I've just got a huge new translation to do; the footy's on; my flat's a mess which is a BAD THING because Wotserface is back tomorrow love which is a GOOD THING but it means I'm going to be wedded to a duster and hoover for the next few hours tonight and early tomorrow.

In haste, wish me well, Operators. up






























"We do."

Huffity Puffity Huffity Puffity

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bigsmile That's the sound of bcdc running through the park and loving every loping stride.

I've actually been trying to curb my enthusiasm, knowing that if I go every night on the long 30-45 min runs I love doing then I'd probably strain or wrench something crucial; so I'm going every other night instead. Twinges, you see. I get all skittish like a thoroughbred race horse (or, ahem, like a nag passing the knacker's yard) on the nights I don't go. That Hungry Ghost, he warned me this would happen.

I'm still going for duration rather than speed, but a day will come when I will, repeat will, overtake someone rather than being constantly overtaken by college kids with impossibly langourous springs in their steps.

I had a nice Mencius moment a few days ago: I was pondering what it would be like to actually overtake rather than be overtaken, and a butterfly fluttered by.

My body has sustained some serious and permanent damage over the years though, which no amount of running is ever going to cure. It's a very very good thing that I've knocked 25 years of smoking and shitty food on the head and I feel immeasurably better for it, but it sure as hell ain't no surprise that it feels like everything's only working at 60% at best. Like an old bike left in the rain, lent to fat uncles and promptly forgotten, never properly oiled and with a few siezed bearings here and there, I ain't ever gonna win the Tour de France.

But hey, if it weren't for the depth of the debauchery I'd never know the joy of the purity, eh? Yeah.

Etiquette

Drive on the right drive on the right drive on the right. One in five of these bastards are lawyers yuck and you don't want to get sued. Drive on the right drive on the right drive on the right.

At any given time between say 5:30 and sundown -- 8:30-ish these days in DC -- there has to be a hundred or so people running along the same path by the creek/ 4-lane highway. Everyone's SOOOOO frickin' SERIOUS about it. There's no deliberate acknowledgement of each other what -- so -- ever.

I buck the trend and and say 'hey' to people in passing sometimes, people I've seen more or less every time I go out. No response. That said, I deliberately choose the preening poseurs in their conspicous consumer prime to say 'hey' to. Being a 6' 4" lumbering bald giraffe soaked in sweat with flourescent running shoes and a distinctive shrillness to my gasps, they'd have to be ultra 'in-the-zone' not to recognise me too. Heh heh. I think I'm supposed to shriek 'Wow! Look everyone, perfection!' or possibly just spontaneously ejaculate when they prance into view. "Auto-flirt" is a DC thang, I think, people in a constant state of pheromone[?sp] waft.

I shouldn't mock -- I'm guilty of vanity too: six-pack challenge, etc.

Wotserface wont know what's hit her.

[I can't upload pictures: the Opera monkeys say so, so it must be true. Ho hum.]

But, Henry...

Hello? Testing testing?

Oh lard

I hope I'm not getting obsessed, but this really shook me. Surely, this amounts to abuse? He's six years old, and weighs 210lb. This is a very long, but very good and well-written article about him and his family. (1 stone = 14 lb.)

Another thing about approaching forty...

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...is that a lot of other people in your life are approaching forty too. Or not, as it happens. My best mate Debi has a few years to go while loony Christian mate Mark is now pondering his fifties; but for those of us who know Friends Reunited and read up on peers from school...?

In the past month alone, I've had FOUR e-mails from people I was at school with all in the vein of 'just thought I'd see what you're up to'-type stuff. Am I being cynical? FORTY!!!

Delightfully, the best friend I had at school, Simon, was one of the four who e-mailed, and his e-mail arrived while I was in London and able to meet him -- okay, we only had two hours at Paddington while I waited for the train to the airport and he fretted about getting home to the south coast for his son's Kung Fu exam, but gloriously, we met up.

Such a head fuck. Being transported back to when I/we were thirteen to seventeen and COMPLETELY inseperable as mates -- in the same classes, teams, bands, going to the footie, both pulling and losing 'it' on the same night at the same party, etc.

He has the same scrawny Jamaican irrepressible love of movement I remember -- he's never still, always expansive, effusive, grinning constantly with the same insouciant love of everything. And we were both gassing and falling over each other laughing as ever before. Very, very humanising and grounding and an extraordinary connection with the past.

He's forty before me, the auld git. Heh heh.

The thing about approaching forty...

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Nah, sod it.

It's a funny old place to be, 39. Friends, family and more than anyone, me, all saying 'wooooh, forty' is a bit boring and it's all a bit arbitrary. I decided when I was in London, in my super-duper non-smoking get fit go running 'Merican 'carnation, I'm a) going to have a six-pack by the time I'm forty (how many Brit men can realistically say that, eh? -- apart from Teddy Sheringham) and b) I'm going to celebrate 42 instead, because 42 is twice 21 -- woohoo!

The thing about going home...

I'm exhausted. I spent 10 rainy rainy days back in the UK belting around the country like the proverbial blue-arsed fly to see as many people as I possibly could -- even cleverly juggling a double booking on my last Friday night -- and I'm bleeeeedin' exhausted now.

The jet-lag going that way kills me. The flight left DC at 7:00pm or thereabouts, and I got to Heathrow at 7:00am or thereabouts, 7 hours later or thereabouts. The idea was, stay up, bully through it, plan for a 12 hour sleep -- take a 15 minute power-nap if you need it -- and you'll be fine.

But the morning I arrived there was a big extended family 'do' up in Oxfordshire, and bcdc's family being bcdc's family, I was drunk to the deepest depths of my bladder within half an hour and didn't recover my equilibrium for the entire 10 days.

Which, in a freaky hairy scary kinda way, helped. "Perspective".

Being utterly divorced from reality due to the effects of alcohol and conniving time-zones I was never entirely 'in' when I was there. I was always having to 'check'. Which helped enormously in the overall analysis of 'where am I?' in my approaching-forty-dom. Because I was generally and generously delerious most of the time I was there, I could see that much as as my mate Debi and my loony Christian mate Mark are the Rocks of Gibraltar in my life, actually, Wotserface is where it's at and wherever Wotserface is, that's where home is. Hmmm. Barf-bucket please, nurse?

Big Ben! Geddit!? Oh.

When hell freezes over = when a Scotsman supports England

One for Waka. Or not?