My OperaTHE HEARING DISORDER
Monday, October 27, 2008 3:43:44 AM
The Irony of Life
Once upon a time, in the middle of nowhere,
there was a 45 yr old man seeing & nagging about his 35 yr wife to a doctor , the specialist of ear, nose & throat. He desperatedly hoped the doctor would give him some medicines for his wife.
In the end of his nagging, He finally said:
The Man (M): "Im frustated, doc!
For almost 15 years, I've been spending my time with a wife who has a terrible hearing disorder. I must yell loudly everytime I want to communicate with her... Please, doc!
Gimme some medicines for my wife. I love her very much And I want her hearing to get well soon I need her to talk & share with
I feel lonely no matter I have her on our house " The Doctor: "Hmmm
" *getting closer to the man with a wise manner* "Well... I no need to give any medicine for ur wife but I'll give you a suggestion.
Really! It's very simple. U just need to be more lil bit patient
If u want ask something to her, please make sure urself that u r standing on about 10ms away from her.
If she doesn't respond ur question, move some steps until u r 5ms away towards her and ask her the same question again.
If she still doesn't respond, u get closer to her, hold her, and ask her one more last time
Okay? U may come to see me again for consultation OR for medical treatments if needed.
" The man went back home & did what the doctor has suggested.
The man found his wife cooking some food in their kitchen.
M: "Honey!
What r u cooking for our lunch? "He convinced himself that he has stood on 10ms away from his wife.
However, his wife seemed to be busy with what she was cooking and didn't turn back to, at least, saw & welcomed her husband
The man tried to be patient & moved 5ms away towards his wife.
M: "Darling...
What r u cooking there? " His wife didnt answer at all and even went to the stove, turned it off & stopped what's it she was frying on the pan
Finally the man grabbed ahold his wife and asked her for the last same question
M: "Owh, honeyyy!
Please! Answer me... what r u cooking for our lunch??? " The Wife: "THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I ANSWERED UR QUESTION!
I'M COOKING UR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAL. SPAGHETTI!!! DON'T U HEAR THAT? HONEY???
" M: "GULP!
:clown: "
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si-bijaksana # Monday, October 27, 2008 6:09:57 AM
- To think that she waited 15 years
Bebeatrixft # Monday, October 27, 2008 11:15:17 AM
Love makes everything possible
validus # Monday, October 27, 2008 12:50:40 PM
And logic will be
a fond memory.
Bebeatrixft # Monday, October 27, 2008 5:15:31 PM
No... I dont think so
Love uses its own ways to love, i.e.: TRUST & HOPE
Cibikuernisuhartini # Monday, October 27, 2008 8:52:11 PM
Is this posting your true story both?
P I T Aaiya # Tuesday, October 28, 2008 3:13:19 AM
ntar baru komentar ..
Bebeatrixft # Tuesday, October 28, 2008 5:37:04 AM
Opitoopars # Wednesday, October 29, 2008 4:25:49 AM
Who's actually the man???
Maling Teriak Maling
whatta crazy gal u r!
Opitoopars # Wednesday, October 29, 2008 4:33:56 AM
On 1 side, she may prevent 1 problem and, on the other side, she ...
Well... women are still women...
Bebeatrixft # Wednesday, October 29, 2008 6:04:04 AM
Which women?
Bebeatrixft # Wednesday, October 29, 2008 6:05:18 AM
Which women?
P I T Aaiya # Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:18:01 PM
Opitoopars # Thursday, October 30, 2008 3:43:25 AM
Do u have any other suspect?
@aiya:
Opitoopars # Thursday, October 30, 2008 3:43:42 AM
Do u have any other suspect?
@aiya:
Cibikuernisuhartini # Thursday, October 30, 2008 4:00:56 AM
Trnyt istrinya bknnya ga ngerespon. Tapi suaminya aja yg kaga denger.
Nah jd selama ini yg budeg ntuh ya sang suami..
Bebeatrixft # Thursday, October 30, 2008 8:48:43 AM
P I T Aaiya # Thursday, October 30, 2008 9:30:57 AM
hmm jadi begitu..
Makasiih Kak..
P I T Aaiya # Thursday, October 30, 2008 9:32:29 AM
Bebeatrixft # Thursday, October 30, 2008 12:34:04 PM
P I T Aaiya # Thursday, October 30, 2008 3:06:04 PM
Opitoopars # Thursday, October 30, 2008 9:55:46 PM
Pagi semuaaa
Bebeatrixft # Friday, October 31, 2008 12:02:19 AM
Bebeatrixft # Friday, October 31, 2008 12:03:15 AM
Cibikuernisuhartini # Friday, October 31, 2008 4:00:03 AM
Bebeatrixft # Friday, October 31, 2008 9:03:52 AM
P I T Aaiya # Friday, October 31, 2008 10:02:41 AM
tante suzanna artis favoritnya kakak yak..
Bebeatrixft # Friday, October 31, 2008 5:51:21 PM
P I T Aaiya # Saturday, November 1, 2008 12:24:24 AM
Bebeatrixft # Saturday, November 1, 2008 2:12:03 AM
P I T Aaiya # Saturday, November 1, 2008 2:22:40 AM
Bebeatrixft # Saturday, November 1, 2008 3:21:53 AM
Opitoopars # Saturday, November 1, 2008 6:18:30 AM
Ma gua yakkk
Bebeatrixft # Saturday, November 1, 2008 6:56:24 AM
P I T Aaiya # Saturday, November 1, 2008 2:08:30 PM
ErErwandi01 # Saturday, November 1, 2008 2:15:46 PM
Nothing is easy but nothing is impossible
ga nyambung ah dengan topiknya...
ErErwandi01 # Saturday, November 1, 2008 2:20:11 PM
ternyata suaminya yang harus berobat..bukan sang istri...
P I T Aaiya # Sunday, November 2, 2008 10:09:47 AM
Bebeatrixft # Sunday, November 2, 2008 2:11:03 PM
ErErwandi01 # Sunday, November 2, 2008 3:35:05 PM
ErErwandi01 # Sunday, November 2, 2008 3:36:24 PM
Bebeatrixft # Sunday, November 2, 2008 4:51:48 PM
ErErwandi01 # Sunday, November 2, 2008 6:45:06 PM
sing penting sama2 mudheng....
Bebeatrixft # Sunday, November 2, 2008 9:41:35 PM
Anyway...
MORNING, GUYS! Have a nice day!
ErErwandi01 # Monday, November 3, 2008 7:46:44 AM
Have a nice day 4 U all
Opitoopars # Monday, November 3, 2008 9:32:29 AM
Maap! Pulsa Disorder ne!
P I T Aaiya # Monday, November 3, 2008 1:14:32 PM
jadi begitu yaa..
ErErwandi01 # Monday, November 3, 2008 2:42:52 PM
Bebeatrixft # Monday, November 3, 2008 9:19:41 PM
P I T Aaiya # Tuesday, November 4, 2008 7:40:57 AM
ErErwandi01 # Tuesday, November 4, 2008 8:39:47 AM
bgitu ya...