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THE HEARING DISORDER

Monday, 27. October 2008, 03:43:44

The Irony of Life

Once upon a time, in the middle of nowhere, :D there was a 45 yr old man :psmurf: seeing & nagging about his 35 yr wife :queen: to a doctor Homer: Doh! , the specialist of ear, nose & throat.

He desperatedly hoped the doctor would give him some medicines for his wife.

In the end of his nagging, He finally said:

The Man (M): "Im frustated, doc! awww For almost 15 years, I've been spending my time with a wife who has a terrible hearing disorder. I must yell loudly everytime I want to communicate with her... awww

Please, doc! :worried: Gimme some medicines for my wife. I love her very much :worried: And I want her hearing to get well soon :worried:

I need her to talk & share with awww I feel lonely no matter I have her on our house :frown: "

The Doctor: "Hmmm :sherlock: :smile: " *getting closer to the man with a wise manner* :smile:

"Well... I no need to give any medicine for ur wife but I'll give you a suggestion.

Really! It's very simple. U just need to be more lil bit patient :smile:

If u want ask something to her, please make sure urself that u r standing on about 10ms away from her.

If she doesn't respond ur question, move some steps until u r 5ms away towards her and ask her the same question again.

If she still doesn't respond, u get closer to her, hold her, and ask her one more last time :smile: Okay? :smile:

U may come to see me again for consultation OR for medical treatments if needed. :wink: "

The man went back home & did what the doctor has suggested.

The man found his wife cooking some food in their kitchen.

M: "Honey! :smile: What r u cooking for our lunch? :smile: "

He convinced himself that he has stood on 10ms away from his wife.

However, his wife seemed to be busy with what she was cooking and didn't turn back to, at least, saw & welcomed her husband :left:

The man tried to be patient & moved 5ms away towards his wife.

M: "Darling... :smile: What r u cooking there? :smile: "

His wife didnt answer at all and even went to the stove, turned it off & stopped what's it she was frying on the pan :left:

Finally the man grabbed ahold his wife and asked her for the last same question :worried:

M: "Owh, honeyyy! :frown: Please! Answer me... :worried: what r u cooking for our lunch??? :worried: "

The Wife: "THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I ANSWERED UR QUESTION! :sherlock: I'M COOKING UR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAL. SPAGHETTI!!! DON'T U HEAR THAT?

HONEY??? :sherlock: "

M: "GULP! :eyes::clown: "

THE RETURN & THE NEW BROUGHT PERSPECTIVEKEDAI KOPI BE

Comments

si-bijaksana 27. October 2008, 06:09


:lol: This pearl really exposes the stubbornity of the female species! :D

- To think that she waited 15 years :eyes: for her poor husband to get the idea to consult a doctor, just to get an opportunity to make a point! :faint:

:whistle:

Be 27. October 2008, 11:15

:lol:
Love makes everything possible
:love:

validus 27. October 2008, 12:50


:lol:
And logic will be
a fond memory.
:love:

Be 27. October 2008, 17:15

Do u think LOVE uses the logic? :sherlock:p:
No... I dont think so :o: Or feelings? Lil bit only...

Love uses its own ways to love, i.e.: TRUST & HOPE :love:

Cibiku 27. October 2008, 20:52

:lol::lol::lol:

Is this posting your true story both?

:lol::lol::lol:

:faint:

AIYA 28. October 2008, 03:13

tak fahami dulu yak ceritanya,.. :sherlock:

ntar baru komentar ..:cool: p:
:rolleyes: boleeh ya kak flirt

Be 28. October 2008, 05:37

:D Take ur time, Aiya! :smile: Start to learn English from English Reading Comprehension! :up:

Opito 29. October 2008, 04:25

:lol::faint::lol::faint::lol:

Who's actually the man??? :lol: and who got the hearing disorder? :lol: :ko:

Maling Teriak Maling :lol: Ni pasti nyindir si teroris itu kan? :devil: :lol:

whatta crazy gal u r! :lol::insane::lol:

Opito 29. October 2008, 04:33

@validus: U know what, man? 'She' always let her feelings hurt like the woman on her story and just shows that there's nothing to be a problem...

On 1 side, she may prevent 1 problem and, on the other side, she ... :lol: causes another self problem within herself :lol:

Well... women are still women... :love:

Be 29. October 2008, 06:04

@OP: who's "SHE" & "HER" u refer? :sherlock:
Which women? :sherlock:

Be 29. October 2008, 06:05

@OP: who's "SHE" & "HER" u refer? :sherlock:
Which women? :sherlock:

AIYA 29. October 2008, 22:18

Opito 30. October 2008, 03:43

IB: "She" & "her" of course refer to the man's wife who had a hearing disorder as writen on post :ko:
Do u have any other suspect? :devil: :lol:

@aiya: :D HIHI

Opito 30. October 2008, 03:43

IB: "She" & "her" of course refer to the man's wife who had a hearing disorder as writen on post :ko:
Do u have any other suspect? :devil: :lol:

@aiya: :D HIHI

Cibiku 30. October 2008, 04:00

Aya, tu blognya si Ibe crita pasal seorg suami yg ngerumpiin istrinya ma dr THT. Kata die, istrinya budeg lantara 15 thn kawin kaga pernah ngerespon omongan dia. Jadi kl ngomong ma istrinya kudu teriak2 :sing:
Trnyt istrinya bknnya ga ngerespon. Tapi suaminya aja yg kaga denger. :lol:

Nah jd selama ini yg budeg ntuh ya sang suami.. :ko:

Be 30. October 2008, 08:48

:up:

AIYA 30. October 2008, 09:30

:lol: :lol: :lol:

hmm jadi begitu.. :devil:
:lol: :lol: .

Makasiih Kak.. :D

AIYA 30. October 2008, 09:32

Be 30. October 2008, 12:34

@aiya: abis kalo lg ngambek, aku ga mau foto2ku & kucingku2 diliat ma dia :sherlock: Ora sudihhh :whistle:

AIYA 30. October 2008, 15:06

:headbang:

:sherlock: benerr.. :devil:

:whistle:

Opito 30. October 2008, 21:55

:sherlock: Beuhhh... :sherlock:

Pagi semuaaa :smile:

Be 31. October 2008, 00:02

Apa lu 'bah beuh bah beuh'? p: Ansersten la woi p: Namanya jg lg JaCin :ko: Bawaannya pasti menyék2 :D :up:

Be 31. October 2008, 00:03

Apa lu 'bah beuh bah beuh'? p: Ansersten la woi p: Namanya jg lg JaCin :ko: Bawaannya pasti menyék2 :D :up:

Cibiku 31. October 2008, 04:00

MENYEK2? :eek: Deu ile Beee :lol: dah tua lo... p: Ga usah sok manja :ko::lol:

Be 31. October 2008, 09:03

Suzanna aja ampe tua & meninggal dunia aja msh bisa manja ama suaminya... napa gua kaga? :ko::wink:

AIYA 31. October 2008, 10:02

:eyes: kak be... :eyes:

tante suzanna artis favoritnya kakak yak.. :smile:

Be 31. October 2008, 17:51

:D hihi iyaaa :D BANGET! :up:

AIYA 1. November 2008, 00:24

:D hihi.. :love:

Be 1. November 2008, 02:12

:clown:awww

AIYA 1. November 2008, 02:22

Kenapa??? :eyes: :eyes:

Be 1. November 2008, 03:21

Kangen :clown::frown:

Opito 1. November 2008, 06:18

:yikes: Kangen ma sapa Be??? :eek:

Ma gua yakkk :o: Kan kemaren dah pergi seharian kita & nyokap lu k ITC mangga 2 :up:

Be 1. November 2008, 06:56

p: Mau tau aja... :sherlock:

AIYA 1. November 2008, 14:08

Kenapa Kak? :whistle: :devil:

Er 1. November 2008, 14:15

my quotes:

Nothing is easy but nothing is impossible

ga nyambung ah dengan topiknya...p:

Er 1. November 2008, 14:20

hahahahaha:lol: :lol:

ternyata suaminya yang harus berobat..bukan sang istri...:faint:

AIYA 2. November 2008, 10:09

:cool: hmmm pintar juga yak... nyimaknya dari blog apa cerita? :sherlock:

:rolleyes: :D

Be 2. November 2008, 14:11

:D Yang jelas... suaminya ga pernah bo'ong pasal pny burung kecil :lol:

Er 2. November 2008, 15:35

:lol:

Er 2. November 2008, 15:36

ngerti lah dikit Aiy...:D: walau inggrisku inggris jalanan...p:

Be 2. November 2008, 16:51

Alaa... Er... di blogku 1 lg jago tu ngomong inggrisnya ma mister glen p:

Er 2. November 2008, 18:45

maen hantam aja inggris ku itu Be...:D:

sing penting sama2 mudheng....:D: :faint:

Be 2. November 2008, 21:41

Waa... ngerti dikit Inggris aja, segitu jagonya :eek: Gmn kalo ngerti banyak yaaa :eek::faint:

Anyway...

MORNING, GUYS! Have a nice day! :wink:

Er 3. November 2008, 07:46

Ya kayak Bea lah :smile:

Have a nice day 4 U all :happy:

Opito 3. November 2008, 09:32

:eek: Waa... Ketinggalan banyak komen neh! Homer: Doh!

Maap! Pulsa Disorder ne! :D Alias pulsa tiris :ko:

AIYA 3. November 2008, 13:14

:cool: hmm..

jadi begitu yaa.. :cool:

Er 3. November 2008, 14:42

jangan ikutan hadame ah.....cukuplah dia yang irit kata2...:D:

Be 3. November 2008, 21:19

Hadame bukan irit kata, Er.. tapi kebanyakan subscribe di postingannya Opera users. Makanya dia jwb sperlunya :lol: Sbnrnya tu anak boros kata jg kalo serius kita aja ngobrol :D :up:

AIYA 4. November 2008, 07:40

:lol:

p:

Er 4. November 2008, 08:39

hmm...:cool:
bgitu ya...p:

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