Egg, Sausage, Chips and Beans

Sadly not me, my parents have gone to Corfu for a week. I have the house to myself. No parties happening but I will do as I wish.

I can...
Leave the lid off the toothpaste
Watch crap on TV all day and not have the channel switched
Eat all the biscuits
Eat junk and not make meals
Leave the washing up to go mouldy

But I won't. I am not uncouth, but the thought of trashing the place does sound good :-)