Beer and Wine Rated

This is where I try to taste every bottle (or can) of beer and wine ever produced on this gloriously polluted planet of ours and rate it like a seasoned vinophile (just kidding!). As they say, heaven is in the tongue of the tippler, so my idea of a celestial brew may not exactly be music for the mouth (burp, sorry for mixing... burp... metaphors!).

Beer/Wine Rating Guide:
***** God's Brew
**** Billie's Poison
*** Miles Smiles
** Boondocks Moonshine
* Where's the Beef?
- Pukesville

PS. A crushed can indicates that the brew is not worth trying again, even if you're not paying for it!