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Zooey

Zooey

  • Age: 25
  • Sex: Female
  • Location: USA
  • Occupation: Selling infant cows on the Black Market
  • Member since: Jul 2009
  • Login status: Offline

About me

My name is Zooey and I'll like you until you give me a reason not to.
I am not worried about living up to your standards; only my own.
I judge books by their covers, don't think before I speak, and am in love with love.
I expect a lot from people and I think that's fair in its entirety considering I give a lot in return.

Im a kooky, day dreamer who believes in love, God, and having an open mind. I dont like crowded places, standing in lines, bad manners, dirty hands and most bugs. I stumble in stilettos. I procrastinate... a lot. I spend thousands of unaccounted-for hours mindlessly wandering the internet.

I have a boyfriend that I like a lot. His name is B. Sometimes he pisses me off and I have to calmly discuss my feelings with him...or scream until I’m hoarse. We have a dog named Daisy, she likes to eat, sleep, pee and poop.




My work

I work at an out-patient clinic, I am currently posted in the Call Center. It's a closed off area where we get the bulk of calls to make and cancel appointments. I have a great view and most days I enjoy what I do. Other times I want to yell at the callers for acting so stupid and wasting my time.

I am only working until I or B win a huge jackpot, until that day comes I'm stuck here putting up with senior citizens and their lameness.