|Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 Don't forget: water is wet, strong alcohol is flammable, fruit contains vitamins, and a cat meows. On top of that, water is wet, strong alcohol is flammable, fruit contains vitamins, and dogs bark Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Doing jumping jacks while making monkey sounds will not get you the job at the zoo you are hoping for. It will however, spark some interest from the local mental institution's director. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 This week is a good time to look for a new job. There are only three people who make a living talking; politicians, comedians and teachers. A corrupt rat as yourself had best go for the post of politician. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 During the reign of Roman Emperor Julius Caesar, a process was set in motion, that will finally come to a surprising conclusion this week. As the plan was top secret, no one really knows what is supposed to happen, but the stars insist that it all comes down to you eating a green grape at 6 o'clock on Wednesday. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 This week, do what you do best. Listen to your intuition, and follow your heart. Or don't. It doesn't matter, really. Either way the stars won't shine for you. Gemini May 22 – June 21 As hard working as you are, there's no way for you to keep up with what's coming for you later this week. Early in the week, go to bed early, and rest as much as possible, as by next week Thursday you'll be expected to do the dishes yourself.||Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 It may come at a surprise to you, but yesterday around midnight, both hands of the clock were in the same position as they will be tomorrow around noon. Once you accept that fact, it's time for you to start telling time properly. Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 The stars, the cards and the results of the spanked monkey are unanimous. It's no use warning you for what's to come this week, as you're too bloody stubborn to listen. Ah well, it's your corpse! Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 On a week like this, it's a pleasure to observe the world. It really is a remarkable place, with all the trees, the birds and the bees. Not that you have a clue what birds do with bees, but it would be wise to find out soon; a forty year old virgin is really really old. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Give in to the strong attraction you feel towards a certain attractive person you meet in a certain familiar place. Even though that person will end up feeling drained, you'll be the hero of the local vampire community, as you've made your first kill. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 A good suit and acting classes would help you with your cause this week. Great financial gains are ahead of you. It all depends if you're able to flog the fake rubies and diamonds you foolishly bought last week to some other ignorant runt passing by. Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 Whether or not you live to see the end of this week, all depends on one thing, really. And on one thing only. And that is, your heart. If it keeps beating, you're likely to be able to read next week's predictions too!|
Archive: May 2010
People are shouting for bloodshed to stop, and negotiations to start. People are calling on the UN to step in on an internal affair. People are condemning the government for using force, and people are worried about my life and limb.
What is going on? What is the message that doesn't make it to the international front pages? Read, and judge for yourself, who is the villain, and who is the good guy in this confusing and complicated saga in Thai history, that doesn't seem to be approaching an end...
|Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19 Walk slowly, inhale deeply, exhale fully, and soon enough you'll realize that you should've listened to your partner; this house really is too close to the fish market. Aquarius Jan 20 – Feb 18 Success and true love are coming for you. Your bland personality, however, makes it very hard for them to find you, so it's not likely to happen this week. Pisces Feb 19 – Mar 20 This is your time, this is your era, this is your age. It's your turn to shine, and stand out in the crowd, and get people to queue for your signature. Too bad this paper goes to print too late for you to hear this news. Aries Mar 21 – Apr 20 When you want to do something, you do it. When you want something, you get it. These are character traits that will get you into trouble when the liquor store has a silent alarm. Taurus Apr 21 – May 21 Avoid all food with rice in it. Not that this will help you this week, but I just like making the life difficult for my true followers in Thailand. Gemini May 22 – June 21 Steer clear from your computer this week, and in the future. Multitasking is your strength, but operating systems from the 80s can't do it. Perhaps it's time to buy a new computer.||Cancer Jun 22 – Jul 22 For weeks you've been bugging your husband to have a family day at home some time. To your great surprise, he has arranged one for Sunday, but it won't turn out as expected... Leo Jul 23 – Aug 22 To give in to your wife's demand of a family day at home, you've invited all your male relatives to for a BBQ, beer and basketball evening at your place. You'll have a great night on Sunday, but the headache you'll have the rest of the week is not alcohol induced. Virgo Aug 23 – Sep 22 When your high-school girlfriend still doesn't feel the lunar power in her lower abdomen at age 21, you find out that she wasn't born a woman. Libra Sep 23 – Oct 23 Spilling some honey on your trousers at breakfast on Tuesday, will put you in an awkward situation when you later attend the opening of a bee farm, and the bees are out for revenge. Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21 After you crash your boyfriend's Benz when reverse parking, you can blame him: what he showed you last night, surely wasn't 10 inches! Sagittarius Nov 22 – Dec 21 Best birthday wishes to your friend go together with a handshake, a hug, or a peck on the cheek. A ten second French kiss in front of partner and gathered friends is really inappropriate. Don't do that again.|
Geen idee, Elly. Ik maak me er zelf niet zo druk om...
Elly ♥ ♥
hoe zet je klen plaatje in balk van mij profiel op de mail
Thank you dee!
Happy Bday Ben..Wish Uyou and family Happy alwys..GOD BLESS U
Well, many thanks John.