My OperaAt Work...
Tuesday, June 28, 2011 6:12:12 PM
Seriously? why am I doing this? do I really have nothing to do with my time? shit. I guess not. I really shouldn't be working...doc said "gurlfraynd wen jus get home, alright, jus gonna sit on the couch and relaaaax, ye got me? ye gonna set down an relaaaaaax. ye curnt draive! ye curnt work! kay?!!?" Okay so maybe she wasn't THAT ghetto. I prolly didn't even write the ghetto words correctly. fml?
So for those of yous who don't know (everyone minus 2) I was at the hospital from Saturday morning to Sunday afternoon. Why? well i passed out. Which normally wouldn't be too bad if it wasn't for the fact that I had been dead for a while. As i turns out, i'm anemic. Like extremely Anemic. The doc (not the ghetto one, the hot one) was surprised i was able to walk and shit. Apparently, I shoulda been in shock :O
Anyway, they don't know EXACTLY WHAT caused the anemia in me, but ill find out in 2 weeks. Turns out, my bodys been messed up like this since a year- minimum. No wonder I couldn't focus - i honestly thought I was turning ADD and Lin was rubbing off on me cock.
So I'm @ work and on my laptop penis and I decide to click on the portal thing on my web browser - turns out I had a free blog waiting for me dick for years now and i never used it!! so much for wristpunchers?
As bored as I am right now prostitutes, I'm gonna stop pimps writing. writing. I'm gonna stop writing.
BY THE WAY ignore anything and everything I just said. Im on meds. 5 times the normal dosage. SO IM HIGH BASICALLY ATLEAST IM NOT ADD ANYMOREE?? WAIT I WAS NEVER ADD I JUST THOUGHT I WAS BECAUSE MY HEART RATE IS FRIKKIN 115 AND I DON'T HAVE ANY BLOOD IN MY BODY. OH WAIT I DO! I FORGOT TO MENTION I ALSO HAD TO GET 3 BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS (ALONG WITH LIKE 15 FUCKIN SALINE SOLUTIONS THAT MADE ME HAVE TO PISS EVERY FRIKKIN 15 MINUTES!!!
g'day mate
