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Rizen's Tall Tale!

bkackmoonrizen

Kenny Springs

Kenny Springs

  • Sex: Male
  • Occupation: Customer Support
  • Member since: Dec 2006
  • MSN kspr245 [at] hotmail.com
  • Yahoo!: hardrider_x [at] yahoo.com
  • Web site: http://www.rr.com
  • Login status: Offline

About me

I don't know what to say. I think I'm pretty standard. I like women; you can tell from my picture. Tall ones with long flowing hair, legs that never end and big plastic tits. In case you haven't figured--I'm a man. All of you out there with "bi" preferences needed to know that! I love to cook. I also love to eat, but that depends on who she is and what she looks like.

I used to exercise everyday, but the Burger King somehow got my number and started calling me. I'm not at all fat but I'm a big enough guy. It's obvious I used to workout.

I chase cars, cats, and long-legged women, so all of you out there who are not trannied out, LOOK OUT!, 'cause here I come.

I don't dance because my right foot fell off in the bathtub. I was rushed to the hospital but the doctor replaced my right foot with a left one.

My work

I work hard at hardly working. My job is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO easy, it's almost the same as sitting at a pizza buffet. NO! I do NOT work at a pizza parlor!

Fast facts

  • At the movies I like to see:Horror, Action, Horror, Drama, Horror, Suspense, HORROR!
  • Last movie seen:Fearless
  • Music I listen to:Almost Anything
  • Best album right now:Don't know, I wasn't listening.
  • Favorite author:Stephen King
  • Last book read:The Pursuit of Happiness
  • Best game right now:The Playboy Channel
  • Favorite sports team:Don't like sports
  • I'm passionate about:Running for president; I don't know!
  • I wish I could:Cure cancer
  • Favorite travel destination:Japan
  • On my vacation I..:Haven't had one in a while.
  • If I won 1 million dollars, I would:Open a battered women's shelter... . No, seriously on that one.
  • If I were a super hero I would:Put every abusive man under the jail
  • Food I like:Hotdogs all the way with french fries (that's all-American)
  • I don't like:Veggies, racism, abusive people, talking in my sleep (hey, who said that?), liars, VEGGIES, wet pets, cold women.....Did I miss anything?
  • Software I use:Any babe in lingerie
  • Hardware I use:THAT'S PERSONAL!!!!