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Worse than an enema

An obese guy is tried being ignored by the girls he previously courted.
To solve the problem once and for all, he goes to a gym.
The gym offers two programs, A and B.
Not bothering to ask he takes program A.
He is immediately taken to a private room.
Inside, there is a naked woman with a sign
“If you catch me, you can fuck me” hanging on her neck.
Excited, he starts to chase the girl.
In a week of chasing the girl, he loses 20lbs.
Amazed at the novelty of the gym´s method,
and eager to lose more weight, he enrolls in program B.
He is then led to a room, but this time no naked girl inside.
“Where is she!” the man demands.
A gorilla is ushered into the room with a sign on its neck:
“I will fuck you when I catch you.

Top 5: Men must read this.A real page-turner

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