Zombie Invasion
Wednesday, 30. August 2006, 09:41:07
I hate zombies, but for some reason, I like playing video games / watching movies about them. Scares the crap out of me every time, but I get some kind of sick enjoyment from it. Every time I finish playing the game / watching the movie, I can't help but think "what would I do if there was an uncontrollable zombie outbreak right freakin' now?"My answer is generally something like boarding up my doors and windows, finding what food I have available, planning an escape route and thinking about long term survival (food, water, etc). When I think about this stuff, I make a few assumptions about the aforementioned zombie outbreak:
- Power and water supplies (assuming you don't run on an artesian well and do not have your own power generator) will be gone within only a few days.
- Any weapons and/or ammunition will likely to have been already scavenged by other survivors (unless you have your own cache prepared).
- Zombies can only survive off consuming their own bodies or any brains they eat while "undead". I can only assume the lifespan of a zombie is limited to 2 - 3 weeks, maximum.
- Zombies have no interest in non-humans (pets, robots, etc).
Now, in some movies, it seems zombies can't "starve" to death, which indicates they are possibly fueled by some sort of evil energy. However unlikely, if this were in fact the case, any long-term plans of survival without massive preparations for a zombie outbreak would be bleak.
So, if a zombie outbreak were to happen right now, what would you do? What assumptions should you make (which friends / loved ones would you suspect as being the least likely to fall victim, etc).















brianj # 30. August 2006, 09:47
Wakajawaka # 30. August 2006, 11:21
brianj # 30. August 2006, 11:32
helgeag # 30. August 2006, 11:56
I would jump into my car and drive away. I find it hard to believe that zombies can stop a moving car, if they tried I would run them over!
brianj # 30. August 2006, 12:59
Wakajawaka # 30. August 2006, 13:13
brianj # 30. August 2006, 13:49
devans186 # 31. August 2006, 15:57
Therefore the zombies would think that I was one of them.
Why?, you ask.
Simple, we are what we eat.
Because I ate a zombie brain, I would exude a zombie smell coming from the pores of my skin. Therefore giving off the aura that I am one of them.
fred # 31. August 2006, 21:03
If it were a low- or mid-level outbreak I would probably stay in the city and take my chances. I would team up with my friends at Robert's apartment, because it has a good location close to the park and we could easily spot any zombies getting closer.
If it were a major (class 3) outbreak I would take a boat and go to one of the islands, where it would hopefully be safer, because zombies can't swim...
however, zombies might be able to walk on the bottom of the ocean, so it would not be perfectly safe.
Btw, I have the same Resident Evil poster in my office
DotEd # 1. September 2006, 17:59
A sword can't jam.
bestdamntech # 1. September 2006, 18:50
http://www.scriggity.com
staceyc # 2. September 2006, 21:03
michael_aka_emilien # 8. September 2006, 08:42
billinbeijing # 22. September 2006, 14:58
Bill
Anonymous # 28. August 2007, 01:04
I'm a zombie fan but if I ever do get attacked by a zombie I'll just think of the zombie as a mom and kill it (yes I had a sick childhood)
Anonymous # 9. February 2008, 05:51
SCREW ANYONE (unless your not infected) WHO GETS BITEN I'LL KILL THEM (or try) i'm going to home depo because they have wood and nails i'll board myself up. But frist i got to deal with the mexicans >:(
Anonymous # 19. December 2008, 19:09
I would gather my close friends and make a run at Alcatraz because it is seemingly the perfect fortress to defend against a Zombie invasion of anykind of level. Think about it... What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?
Anonymous # 9. February 2009, 11:45
To the Winchester!
Anonymous # 4. October 2009, 19:36
Zombies can not die from starvation, they eat humans purely based on primal instinct. they get no actual nourishment from eating people. If you were to cut open a zombie and remove all it's internal organs (including the stomach) it would still try and eat you. Truth is if a zombie outbreak were to occur, there would be no survivors, no one would be able to survive it. Doesn't mean I wouldn't have a fun ass time killin zombies before i die though!
Anonymous # 11. October 2009, 08:17
BLADESTORM!!!!