My OperaName the band!
Sunday, March 27, 2011 4:28:37 PM
Tutankhamun was watching his new and recently finished tomb. A very huge pyramid built by righteous brothers(16) and filled with hundreds of beatles(11) and scorpions(15) everywhere to avoid undesirable people to enter and steal his most precious treasures, madonnas(4) and paintings. With walls that smash people, rolling stones(2) that close gates and mazes in every room. But he wasn’t ready to spent there the eternity yet. Everytime he thought in the very boring eternity he got angry. He wanted something inside his new building to amaze himself and his young(17) slaves. He wanted an information channel to keep him informed of everything that happened outside, in the world.
He speak to his two chief engineers: “Who(19) has build this sand castle without thinking in entertainment? You two(6,9) have to invent something to amaze my eternity”. The two engineers, that had a keen(13) eye for theese things, thought about it and... that’s how the Internet was invented. The turners made the essential modifications to teh structure, the electricians installed the electric light(23) (as an orchestra was playing) and the waterboys(22) built a pipe system so the Pharaoh had the bathroom next to his new computer. “A ha(18) ha ha” laughed Tutankhamun, “This is what I wanted. Everything is right now”. The Pharaoh gave a kiss(12) to her wife and get into the tomb. He installed Opera 1.0 and he started surfing on the web with tabs and mouse gestures (by the year 1327 BC !).
The next early years were boring, but when the nineteenth century arrived and he was enjoying watching how the alli-led zeppelins(1) made war against the nazis until... a not slim nor fat boy(5) called Indiana Jones(8) (or it was Howard Carter?) entered his secret room and take him to a museum.
The Pharaoh’s room in the museum was next to the Jurassic 5th(24) period room and there was nothing interesting by there, so he spent the next 50 years bored listening only to some news that tourists speak about: the climatic change (the world now might be a cold place to play(21)), a black man called Michael Jackson(7) who changed his skin colour to white, and some other news about Abba(3) and Roxette(25) and those unfunny Swedish musicians (Norwegians are much funnier!).
But everything changed one night. He was dreaming with a man called Cohen(26) and his new nike air’s and air (john) smith’s(27) when suddenly Saint Anne(14) appeared in his dreams and he woke up. Tutankhamun found a mobile phone on the floor of the museum and he discovered a new way to be connected to the Internet! He started twisting and shouting (as in the Isley Brother’s(10) song): with the Opera Mobile 11 browser now he can browse the web even faster than with his Opera desktop Browser!
Download it now and have a pharaonic experience! m.opera.com
link to songs on grooveshark: here
link to google docs to see the references: here
He speak to his two chief engineers: “Who(19) has build this sand castle without thinking in entertainment? You two(6,9) have to invent something to amaze my eternity”. The two engineers, that had a keen(13) eye for theese things, thought about it and... that’s how the Internet was invented. The turners made the essential modifications to teh structure, the electricians installed the electric light(23) (as an orchestra was playing) and the waterboys(22) built a pipe system so the Pharaoh had the bathroom next to his new computer. “A ha(18) ha ha” laughed Tutankhamun, “This is what I wanted. Everything is right now”. The Pharaoh gave a kiss(12) to her wife and get into the tomb. He installed Opera 1.0 and he started surfing on the web with tabs and mouse gestures (by the year 1327 BC !).
The next early years were boring, but when the nineteenth century arrived and he was enjoying watching how the alli-led zeppelins(1) made war against the nazis until... a not slim nor fat boy(5) called Indiana Jones(8) (or it was Howard Carter?) entered his secret room and take him to a museum.
The Pharaoh’s room in the museum was next to the Jurassic 5th(24) period room and there was nothing interesting by there, so he spent the next 50 years bored listening only to some news that tourists speak about: the climatic change (the world now might be a cold place to play(21)), a black man called Michael Jackson(7) who changed his skin colour to white, and some other news about Abba(3) and Roxette(25) and those unfunny Swedish musicians (Norwegians are much funnier!).
But everything changed one night. He was dreaming with a man called Cohen(26) and his new nike air’s and air (john) smith’s(27) when suddenly Saint Anne(14) appeared in his dreams and he woke up. Tutankhamun found a mobile phone on the floor of the museum and he discovered a new way to be connected to the Internet! He started twisting and shouting (as in the Isley Brother’s(10) song): with the Opera Mobile 11 browser now he can browse the web even faster than with his Opera desktop Browser!
Download it now and have a pharaonic experience! m.opera.com
link to songs on grooveshark: here
link to google docs to see the references: here
