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Monday, August 16, 2010 7:04:39 AM
1- Back Seat.
A drunken man phoned the
local police department to
report that thieves had been in
his car.
“They have stolen the
dashboard, the steering wheel,
the brake pedal, even the
accelerator, ” he cried out.
However, before the police
investigation could start, the
phone rang a second time, and
the same voice came over the
line.
“Never mind,” the drunk said
with a hiccup. “I got in the
back seat by mistake.”
* * * * *
2 -Control over wife
There were three guys talking
in the pub. Two of them are
talking about the amount of
control they have over their
wives, while the third remains
quiet.
After a while one of the first
two turns to the third and says,
“ well, what about you, what
sort of control do you have
over your wife ?”
The third fellow says “I’ll tell
you. Just the other night my
wife came to me on her hands
and knees. ”
The first two guys were
amazed. “What happened
then?” They asked. She said,
“get out from under the bed
and fight like a man”.
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3 - Discoveries
Discoveries of man & woman
Man discovered weapons,
invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting,
invented furs.
Man discovered colors,
invented painting.
Woman discovered painting,
invented make-up .
Man discovered speech,
invented conversation.
Woman discovered
conversation, invented gossip .
Man discovered agriculture,
invented food.
Woman discovered food,
invented diet.
Man discovered friendship,
invented love.
Woman discovered love,
invented marriage .
Man discovered trade,
invented money.
Woman discovered money,
man has never recovered
* * * * *
4 -Lawyers are clever.
An old penny pincher had no
friends. Just before he died he
asked his doctor, lawyer, and
pastor to gather around him at
bedside.
“I have always heard that you
can’t take it with you. But I
want to disprove that theory,”
he said. “I have $90,000 under
my mattress, and when I die,
just before they throw the dirt
on me at my burial, I want you
each to toss in an envelope
with $30,000 within. ”
The three attended the funeral
and each threw his envelope in
the grave. On the way back
from the cemetery, the pastor
said, “I must confess. I needed
$10,000 for my new church, so
I only threw in $20,000. ”
The doctor then said, “I must
confess too. I needed $20,000
for a new hospital I was
opening up, so I only threw in
$10,000.”
The lawyer looked at them
both and shook his head. He
then said, “Gentlemen, I’m
surprised, shocked, and
ashamed of you. I don’t see
how you could dare to go
against that man’s final wish. I
mean, I threw in my personal
check for the full amount ”
THANKS 4 Ur SMILE n Visit.
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Good Day Friends.
A drunken man phoned the
local police department to
report that thieves had been in
his car.
“They have stolen the
dashboard, the steering wheel,
the brake pedal, even the
accelerator, ” he cried out.
However, before the police
investigation could start, the
phone rang a second time, and
the same voice came over the
line.
“Never mind,” the drunk said
with a hiccup. “I got in the
back seat by mistake.”
* * * * *
2 -Control over wife
There were three guys talking
in the pub. Two of them are
talking about the amount of
control they have over their
wives, while the third remains
quiet.
After a while one of the first
two turns to the third and says,
“ well, what about you, what
sort of control do you have
over your wife ?”
The third fellow says “I’ll tell
you. Just the other night my
wife came to me on her hands
and knees. ”
The first two guys were
amazed. “What happened
then?” They asked. She said,
“get out from under the bed
and fight like a man”.
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* * * * *
3 - Discoveries
Discoveries of man & woman
Man discovered weapons,
invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting,
invented furs.
Man discovered colors,
invented painting.
Woman discovered painting,
invented make-up .
Man discovered speech,
invented conversation.
Woman discovered
conversation, invented gossip .
Man discovered agriculture,
invented food.
Woman discovered food,
invented diet.
Man discovered friendship,
invented love.
Woman discovered love,
invented marriage .
Man discovered trade,
invented money.
Woman discovered money,
man has never recovered
* * * * *
4 -Lawyers are clever.
An old penny pincher had no
friends. Just before he died he
asked his doctor, lawyer, and
pastor to gather around him at
bedside.
“I have always heard that you
can’t take it with you. But I
want to disprove that theory,”
he said. “I have $90,000 under
my mattress, and when I die,
just before they throw the dirt
on me at my burial, I want you
each to toss in an envelope
with $30,000 within. ”
The three attended the funeral
and each threw his envelope in
the grave. On the way back
from the cemetery, the pastor
said, “I must confess. I needed
$10,000 for my new church, so
I only threw in $20,000. ”
The doctor then said, “I must
confess too. I needed $20,000
for a new hospital I was
opening up, so I only threw in
$10,000.”
The lawyer looked at them
both and shook his head. He
then said, “Gentlemen, I’m
surprised, shocked, and
ashamed of you. I don’t see
how you could dare to go
against that man’s final wish. I
mean, I threw in my personal
check for the full amount ”
THANKS 4 Ur SMILE n Visit.
Oh,Do U want 2 comment ?
Good Day Friends.
