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Amazon Reviews: Milk

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A wonderful gift, August 3, 2006Reviewer:A. Liebling (Long Island City, NY United States) - See all my reviews
Go ahead and buy milk from the store and try giving it as a present - your girlfriend will see the shape and know right away. There's no surprise. But Amazon gift wraps and puts it into a nondescript box. You could really brighten someone's day with an unexpected gallon of milk. Isn't there someone you care about? Don't you think it's about time you sent them a gallon of milk?

Milky goodness, August 3, 2006Reviewer:C. Bacon (Seattle) - See all my reviews
There is nothing better than getting your milk shipped to you. I can now sit at home in my birthday suit without the worry of running out of milk because I know that I can have it delivered right to my home. I hope this puts the local grocery sotre out of busniess. That will teach them for calling the cops on me when I'm i'm trying to buy my milk neekid.

why buy the cow when you can get the milk for $3.99?, August 3, 2006Reviewer:sac (portland, or United States) - See all my reviews
so last week I was pouring myself a bowl of cornflakes, and when I walked over to my milk cow to sqeeze out some milk I was disapointed to find that the cow had run dry. so the next day after leaving it's body on the side of the road I went down to my local cattle supplier for another milk cow. I took it home, squeezed a cup or so into my cornflakes and decided to logoto the internets while eating my (now stale) cornflakes. then I come across this site and I'm all like " doubleyou-tee-eff?! ". that's right, apparently amazon had come up with the idea to sell milk seperate from cows! needless to say, the convenience of having them send me milk by the gallon from across the country sounded great. and that I only had to wait a week or so for it to arrive only sweetened the pot! it's just a shame that I had to find this out after buying a whole nother cow. so two ours ago I put ol' bessie down and ordered a gallon of this fine milk product. oh the wonders of modern technology!



Why is an unflattering photo of Barbra attached to this post?

Update: Continuing the migration of this post, more stupid cow news.

Update: Why stop at Madonna? Here is the ultimate. In this case, we are insulting cows when we link their species with this woman.

Weapons Pr0nWhen Nanny States Attack!

Comments

operamax muller Friday, August 4, 2006 7:23:38 AM

Be careful guys, you give milk to some asian girls and they just might take it as an insult.

The idea vbeing that western women are thought to be well endowed because of their childhood diet of milk which Asians didn't used to have in their diet.

Anonymous Thursday, October 26, 2006 6:42:16 PM

raul writes: coño! no pongan fotos de viejas tan feas es desagradabe despues de ver tanta niña linda