Chris At Home

Here is a copy of the Hollywood anti-terrorist ad from the LA Times. Jack Bauer's public alias, Kiefer Sutherland, is not on the list. Neither is Chuck Norris. I suspect they are in Afghanistan hunting Osama with their combat knives, leaving that p*ssy Sly Stallone at home to sign petitions.

Nicole? Oh, my.

More on the passenger who caused a flight to be diverted on Wednesday. She sounds like a '60's nutcase.

Mayo's son, Josh, 31, described his mother as a peace activist and said she had been in Pakistan since March. She travelled there often since getting a pen pal before September 11, 2001, he said. The pen pal has not been allowed to visit the US, he added. "I guess she just had a bit of a bad time on the plane, and everybody's a little paranoid," the son said.

The flight, with 182 passengers and 12 crew members, landed safely with the escort of two F-15 fighter jets after the pilot declared an emergency on board because Mayo spoke of being in Pakistan and made other remarks the crew believed were references to building a bomb.

Mayo's passport indicates she left Pakistan and entered the United Kingdom on Tuesday, according to the affidavit by FBI Special Agent Daniel Choldin filed in US District Court in Boston.

Time zones working against me: American citizen of Pakastani decent stopped after bottles in her carry-on test positive for explosives. Tests show it was a false positive. There is a pattern here; false positives seem to happen only to Muslims. Either bomb-sniffing dogs are racists or this has to be some kind of probing.

Am I paranoid? Not if they are out to get me.
The Register is skeptical that liquid explosives can be made on the plane.

Lieberman and the Republicans: a strategy list. Do they want Lamont to win because he is an idiot, or do they want Lieberman to win because he supports the War on Terror?

Update: Forgot one. The killer has an alibi, despite his confession, and some details are wrong.

And questions have already been raised about the details of his story, including whether he drugged the six-year-old girl, sexually assaulted her, or was even in Colorado at the time of the slaying.

Those questions led some to wonder whether Karr was the answer to the long-unsolved slaying or a disturbed "wannabe" trying to insert himself into a high-profile case.
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Yet JonBenet's autopsy report found no evidence of drugs, saying her death was caused by strangulation after a beating that included a fractured skull. And while it describes vaginal injuries, it makes no conclusions about whether she was raped. Investigators later concluded there was no semen on JonBenet's body.

Karr's ex-wife told TV reporters she cannot defend him, then insisted he was with her in Alabama during Christmas 1996, when JonBenet's battered body was found in the basement of the Ramsey home.