Online Poker Tournament Tells - A guy breathing with an Oxygen Tank and his Poker Game
Saturday, March 31, 2012 11:16:50 PM
I am prepared to make a substantial bet that by the bitter conclusion of this short poker write-up you will be thinking that I'm an evil beast. I can assure you that isn’t the case, but you're an old sensible poker player. I'm going to let you be the judge.
The story transpires in a dark and dim poker room in the rear walkways of New York City. It appeared to be one of the best poker sessions of my poor poker work and I made the decision that it was time to put my astonishing understanding of poker tells to utilize.
I'd like to thank the writer of one of the numerous poker books that I read about deciphering tells, though I can't recall the name of the idiot who provided these tips about a person's respiration. For argument’s sake we should call the writer, Mike. Mike wrote in his book that a persons’ breathing could mean several different things. online poker
So returning to the dirty poker room and in comes an old withered ex-smoker to the table using an oxygen mask. “Maybe I can try this poker tell skill out with this old man?” I thought and sure enough he pulled himself through the room dragging his oxygen tank behind him like “Marley” from the films you watch around Christmas time. Finally he sat right next to me at the table.
He was a very mean and nasty man, whining hand after hand about how unlucky he was. So we got into a big poker hand with one another and sure enough my mind wasn't misleading me. The sound of his gas tank was rising in rate as he inhaled. Then suddenly out of nowhere, the pinging noise from the tank quit as his wrinkled right hand crept across the gambling line to place a bet.
Could I have found the poker tell I have dreamed of using? Was it actually this quick? So I paused for quite a while thinking about a raise or a call. Then I began to notice the discoloration in his face as he began to turn from white to blue. The tell was as pure as gold; he was holding his breath and like Mike says that's a sign of a weak hand or a bluff.
My aim always has been to punish poker players at the table monetarily but curiously I felt the need to teach this bum a lesson. He had been complaining and complaining for such a long time it was the perfect time to get my vengeance. I couldn't help myself as I shouted out, “Raise!” and heard the oxygen tank almost burst like a bubble as he exhaled deeply and practically fainted. His eyes were protruding from his head he looked down to the floor and whispered, “I fold” and he slumped directly into the chair. At that time I thought of scooping the pot and abandoning the building. I thought I might have harmed the guy. But, the most pleasing sound I ever heard was the noise of the oxygen tank once again and his now pleasantly whiny tone declaring, “Nice hand.”
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The story transpires in a dark and dim poker room in the rear walkways of New York City. It appeared to be one of the best poker sessions of my poor poker work and I made the decision that it was time to put my astonishing understanding of poker tells to utilize.
I'd like to thank the writer of one of the numerous poker books that I read about deciphering tells, though I can't recall the name of the idiot who provided these tips about a person's respiration. For argument’s sake we should call the writer, Mike. Mike wrote in his book that a persons’ breathing could mean several different things. online poker
So returning to the dirty poker room and in comes an old withered ex-smoker to the table using an oxygen mask. “Maybe I can try this poker tell skill out with this old man?” I thought and sure enough he pulled himself through the room dragging his oxygen tank behind him like “Marley” from the films you watch around Christmas time. Finally he sat right next to me at the table.
He was a very mean and nasty man, whining hand after hand about how unlucky he was. So we got into a big poker hand with one another and sure enough my mind wasn't misleading me. The sound of his gas tank was rising in rate as he inhaled. Then suddenly out of nowhere, the pinging noise from the tank quit as his wrinkled right hand crept across the gambling line to place a bet.
Could I have found the poker tell I have dreamed of using? Was it actually this quick? So I paused for quite a while thinking about a raise or a call. Then I began to notice the discoloration in his face as he began to turn from white to blue. The tell was as pure as gold; he was holding his breath and like Mike says that's a sign of a weak hand or a bluff.
My aim always has been to punish poker players at the table monetarily but curiously I felt the need to teach this bum a lesson. He had been complaining and complaining for such a long time it was the perfect time to get my vengeance. I couldn't help myself as I shouted out, “Raise!” and heard the oxygen tank almost burst like a bubble as he exhaled deeply and practically fainted. His eyes were protruding from his head he looked down to the floor and whispered, “I fold” and he slumped directly into the chair. At that time I thought of scooping the pot and abandoning the building. I thought I might have harmed the guy. But, the most pleasing sound I ever heard was the noise of the oxygen tank once again and his now pleasantly whiny tone declaring, “Nice hand.”
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