Saturday, 28. June 2008, 12:00:00
There is an informal cruisers net at 8 am each morning on SSB radio. We can receive but not transmit. Positions and conditions are exchanged. The SSB range is far greater than that of the VHF but there are a lot of bubbles and squeaks to listen through. This transmission quickly becomes the highlight of our day. It is like a game of Chinese whispers by dyslexics.
We sail on without coming within VHF range of any one else. We hear others asking about us and between them, the yacht with the best SSB reception and the net controller Mind the Gap becomes Mind the Step.
We listen intently to the conversations so that we can plot the other boats positions on our chart. We would then estimate where each one would be the next day and became fairly good at the predictions as most would be only a few miles from our estimations.
The conversations became really interesting and we were so frustrated when we could not correct or intercede when obvious (to us) mistakes were being made.
We would hear one yacht report their position as 112 degrees west instead of 122 degrees. We immediately knew it was wrong, numerical dyslexia had firmly set in, they could not possibly have gone that far backwards. This is our version of some of the transmissions we heard:
Te Harinui - “Callaback, Callaback this is Te Harinui do you copy”….
Silence
Hanne Danske – “Tararahooey, Tararahooey, This is Hanne Danske I will try to contact them for you”
Hanne Danske – “Calabash, Calabash this is Hanne Danske”
Falabrach – “Hello Dancer, Hello Dancer this is Falabrach”
…….an exchange of positions.
- “Callabrack, Callabrack do you have the position of Wizard?
Blizzard - “Belly Dancer, Belly Dancer this is Blizzard. Our position is….”
Temaraire – “The net controller is asking if there are any other yachts wanting to report their position”
Doucorcy Spirit – “Tia Maria, Tia Maria Our position….”
There was a bit of chit chat between Doucorcy Spirit and the others.
The next morning and for the following week there was always someone asking where Corsica was. It was so frustrating. We knew the name had been confused in the bubble and squeak of the SSB with Doucorcy Spirit. We were dying to get in there with the position of Corsica just north of Sardinia in the Med.
Without intention the yacht names changed and took on whole new meanings……
Te Harinui (from a Maori song meaning blessings from the sea) became Tiara Newy, Tarara Hooey, Tamara Hui, and a variety of others just stopping short of becoming Banana Gooey.
Falabrach (Italian for naughty boy) became Callaback, Callabrack, Falafel and Calabash.
Hanne Danske (Hanna the Dane) became Canadansa, Kelly Danza, Hanna Dancer, Can-Can Dancer and the favourite, Belly Dancer.
Arbuthnot (Norwegian and Scottish for where the river meets the sea) became Abernot, Agernaut, Aga Nought, Argernaut, Butternut.And then there was Flame, what can be funny about Flame, well you had to be there to appreciate it and you also had to have watched a Blackadder series where he and Baldric were in the trenches during the 1st world war and Baldric proudly announced “I have written a poem sir”. – “Oh very well then lets hear it” says Balckadder. Baldric -
Boom, Boom, Boom, BOOOM. Second verse.. BOOOOOM boom etc. well that is what the call to Flame sounded like as they were out of range and the call kept being repeated.
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This is Lorna aboard “Duck your head”, “Watch your step”, “Mind the Gap” standing by on e mail.