Well, everybody's off to rest for the holidays. Everebody, that is, except the idiots. Since they rest all year anyway, they take advantage of everyone else's downtime to get their moments of fame. There's not much else happening, anyway.
Let's start with the American venture capitalists, who are so confused they are buying high, selling low. Not that Techdirt is telling us any news; Paul Graham was on it around the beginning of December.
We move to the world of Internet Nanny wannabes, where Aussie government's own report trashes 'Net filtering. But let's not rejoice too fast. On this side of the planet, Culture secretary Andy Burnham wants cinema-style age ratings for websites. Never mind the whole movie rating concept being controversial in the first place, let's apply it to something fundamentally different? Now, that's confusion! Oh wait, no, it's pure small-mindedness. Never mind.
Surprisingly (not!) after all that, the first prize still goes to the US of A, where a judge rules Fox has copyright claim to Watchmen. Say again? Warner's just spent the ridiculous amounts of money required to make a blockbuster, only to find out they don't own the rights? Priceless. Too bad about all the work and talent that went into it. Maybe next time the little guys who did all the work will consider making their own movie over the Internet.
Too bad I have to hand the special mention to a man I admire. Needless to say, he's NOT an idiot. Really, dunno what got into this guy. Two days before Christmas, Lawrence Lessig launched a plea to Reboot the FCC, arguing it's an obsolete institution that could use some change. Sounds reasonable?
President Obama should get Congress to shut down the FCC and similar vestigial regulators, which put stability and special interests above the public good. In their place, Congress should create something we could call the Innovation Environment Protection Agency (iEPA), charged with a simple founding mission: "minimal intervention to maximize innovation." The iEPA's core purpose would be to protect innovation from its two historical enemies—excessive government favors, and excessive private monopoly power.
So what he wants is to replace a government agency with... another government agency, which would somehow behave unlike any other government agency in existence. Suuure. Let's just pretend Mr. Lessig has started the party a little early (which would make him a little "confused"), otherwise I'd have to label him naive, and that would be sad.
Verdict: messed-up week. See you next year.

Digital Week #5: Confused for Christmas by Felix Pleşoianu is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported License.