The Uncouth

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of
the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli
(E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming one
kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or beer, rum, whiskey
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shit.